Quote from: Itchy on November 23, 2016, 04:15:49 PM
In other news a Roscommon farmer has handed in a plutonium rod. "Sure I was using it to fatten up the bullocks" said farmer syphilis. Experts claim he could have wiped out the other half of Roscommon but most likely he has only damaged himself, especially his brain which has shrivelled to the size of a pea.
After the brain reduction, he broke out into a verse of "Come back Paddy Reilly..."