Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry

[laoislad]

I like to finely chop a raw onion and throw it over the fry also.
Tastes great with the sausages and rashers.

Fuckin' weirdo.

There is guys here who use brown sauce,fried apples and tinned feckin tomatoes on their fry yet I'm the weirdo!!!!

[playwiththewind1st]

It's amazing what one simple thread about the composition of a fry has exposed. I think we need a public enquiry.

[Taylor]

I like to finely chop a raw onion and throw it over the fry also.
Tastes great with the sausages and rashers.

Fuckin' weirdo.

There is guys here who use brown sauce,fried apples and tinned feckin tomatoes on their fry yet I'm the weirdo!!!!

Agree about the tinned tomatoes and fried apples but brown sauce?? Thats a staple for a fry

[macdanger2]

The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

Never realised such a thing existed as part of a fry. Do you just horse a tin of tomatoes into the pan or what?

Behold.

Christ above 

[paddyjohn]

Tinned tomatoes are rancid stuff. Diced potatoes?

[STREET FIGHTER]

The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

Never realised such a thing existed as part of a fry. Do you just horse a tin of tomatoes into the pan or what?

Behold.

Christ above 

Whoever made that plate of food needs to take a good long look at themselves.....

[lurganblue]

Rate my plate would do damage to that pic.

[STREET FIGHTER]

2 x sausage
3 x bacon
1 fried egg (harder than softer)
White pudding
Black pudding
Soda
Potato bread
Toast
Brown sauce
Tea

*toasted wheaten can be nice, fried pancake maybe, a few chips if its the evening time

*no tomatoes, no mushrooms, no beans, no hash browns

[gallsman]

I like to finely chop a raw onion and throw it over the fry also.
Tastes great with the sausages and rashers.

Fuckin' weirdo.

There is guys here who use brown sauce,fried apples and tinned feckin tomatoes on their fry yet I'm the weirdo!!!!

They're all weirdos too.

[BennyCake]

The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

Never realised such a thing existed as part of a fry. Do you just horse a tin of tomatoes into the pan or what?

Behold.

Christ above 

Whoever made that plate of food needs to take a good long look at themselves.....

Yes, but only after the swelling and the black eyes disappear

[Puckoon]

Items on the list can come and go but as well as the Sausages and Bacon, the following are mandatory - at least in Mammy's house

Sausage x 2
Thick Bacon x 2
Fried Potato Bread x 2 halves diagonally cut
Fried Soda far x 1 half - again diagonally cut
Eggs, scrambled hard.
HP sauce

Honorable mentions for the following additions if required
Good sauteed mushrooms
Beans (popular in British breakfasts stateside, which sometimes is as close as an Irish exile can get)
Black and White pudding

[TheOptimist]

Not alot of love for the scrambled egg, a must for me!

Worst things about down south hotels is their lack of soda farls and potato bread for Breakfast.

[BennyCake]

Not alot of love for the scrambled egg, a must for me!

Worst things about down south hotels is their lack of soda farls and potato bread for Breakfast.

The 'British' bit in the title must be included for them

[laoislad]

Items on the list can come and go but as well as the Sausages and Bacon, the following are mandatory - at least in Mammy's house

Sausage x 2
Thick Bacon x 2
Fried Potato Bread x 2 halves diagonally cut
Fried Soda far x 1 half - again diagonally cut
Eggs, scrambled hard.
HP sauce

Doesn't sound great. Basically a load of bread with some rubbery eggs and an auld sausage thrown on the plate.
You  Nordies really  haven't a clue about a proper fry up.

[BennyCake]

Items on the list can come and go but as well as the Sausages and Bacon, the following are mandatory - at least in Mammy's house

Sausage x 2
Thick Bacon x 2
Fried Potato Bread x 2 halves diagonally cut
Fried Soda far x 1 half - again diagonally cut
Eggs, scrambled hard.
HP sauce

Doesn't sound great. Basically a load of bread with some rubbery eggs and an auld sausage thrown on the plate.
You  Nordies really  haven't a clue about a proper fry up.

Don't you ever get tired of your anti-northern campaign? You must be exhausted thinking them up.