OK I'm starting early....
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To go into the bookies and place a bet on Liverpool winning away!
Oh wait, I told that wrong, I forgot to say the chicken was retarded!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To go into the bookies and place a bet on Liverpool winning away!
Oh wait, I told that wrong, I forgot to say the chicken was retarded!