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Seeing as its the season for ice cream-supposedly.
Whats the fav flavour?
It has to be Mauds Pooh Bear- chunks of honeycomb, creamy goodness

star fruit-dunno if thats the PC name for it, but its shaped like a star- bitter as anything-rank

pear picking porkys rocked- do they still do them??

Pink lady apples

Also did Bex not plant the lips on Luke the last time she was up for eviction too- is this a ploy to stay in the house?

[The battle of an orange is in the peeling.]

The battle of an orange is in the peeling. Once you get a good peel going its great. Unless you have a rag nail. With a pear its different - you can bite it and get it all down your chin, or you can cut it and go through 3 or 4 napkins.

Hate when you get the skin stuck in your fingernails after peeling it and then when you bite your nails a while later you can taste it-ewwww.

when the big bro commentator refers to housemates in jail as "doing bird"

Totally stupid task- they are all kinda grating on me now.  After initially liking Darnell, he is acting like a d*ck, ditto for Rex and Mikey

[should have known this would turn into a thread about the women in hollyoaks/neighbours/any other soap which has females in it...]

should have known this would turn into a thread about the women in hollyoaks/neighbours/any other soap which has females in it...

now i cant even post or relate to my own thread... any girls wanna help me and start talkin about the men that are worth a look??
I'll start off with calvin valentine, warren fox, justin burton and of course russ owens... 

Good luck, that is what the blokes here do, turn every thread into a perving sesh.
In answer to your original thread,kinda lost interest with the whole gay priest storyline, even for Hollyoaks-sooooo predictable