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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4440 on: September 22, 2017, 02:10:30 PM »
Deep heat on the ballix works just as well.

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« Reply #4441 on: September 22, 2017, 02:27:48 PM »
I bet you broke your PB though!

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« Reply #4442 on: September 22, 2017, 03:58:59 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-41334563

Girl falls out of a moving bus as she was standing up as the bus went round a corner.
Should she not have been sitting in a seat with a seatbelt on? (Not up to date with the law regards belts and minibuses)
The Mum wants bars put on the windows!

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« Reply #4443 on: September 22, 2017, 04:09:26 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-41334563

Girl falls out of a moving bus as she was standing up as the bus went round a corner.
Should she not have been sitting in a seat with a seatbelt on? (Not up to date with the law regards belts and minibuses)
The Mum wants bars put on the windows!

I smell bullshit. 

I have seen the window fall out on the bus a few times as i used to travel a distance for school.  Each and every time the window fell out was because people were acting the ballix.

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« Reply #4444 on: September 22, 2017, 04:43:18 PM »
No should be afraid off nuclear weapons.  Polaris uses the state   of the art operating system Windows XP and the american sysyems operatiing system requires 10 inch floppies.  We'll all sleep better tonight
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« Reply #4445 on: September 22, 2017, 07:11:07 PM »
Deep heat on the ballix works just as well.
I remember a fella gets Vicks Vaporub on the tip of the oul fella.  :'(

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« Reply #4446 on: September 22, 2017, 08:31:02 PM »
No should be afraid off nuclear weapons.  Polaris uses the state   of the art operating system Windows XP and the american sysyems operatiing system requires 10 inch floppies.  We'll all sleep better tonight
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« Reply #4447 on: September 23, 2017, 12:41:56 AM »
No should be afraid off nuclear weapons.  Polaris uses the state   of the art operating system Windows XP and the american sysyems operatiing system requires 10 inch floppies.  We'll all sleep better tonight
microsoft charge too much for updates

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4448 on: September 23, 2017, 08:18:46 AM »
Lol. 😀 Getting two vendettas in the one post. Quality. That's one for the notice board. 😀😀
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4449 on: September 23, 2017, 10:45:02 AM »
This is interesting.

"Are Scottish bank notes legal tender? No, not even in Scotland, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't be used. It simply means most people don't understand what legal tender is (see below). Bank of England notes are only legal tender in England and Wales, meaning there are no legal tender notes in Scotland at all.

What is legal tender? It simply means if you have a court order against you for money, the person you owe cannot turn down your settlement if you offer to pay by legal tender.

Trivia time - Is 22p of 2ps legal tender? No, but 18p is. For pub quiz use only, be aware that with coins the amount counts. So you can settle court debts of up to 20p in 1ps and 2ps; up to 5 in 5p's & 10p's, and up to 10 in 20p's & 50p's. However, 1 & 2 coins are legal tender up to any amount - in England, Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland.

What if a shop refuses your cash? There's little you can do, shops don't have to sell you goods, whatever you offer for payment.
Let me finish with a quick word to English shopkeepers - please accept Scottish and Northern Irish notes. While not legal tender, they are UK Parliament-approved legal currency, which makes them a perfectly acceptable way to pay."

Is it also true that there are only two places in the world where private institutions can print their own notes. Northern Ireland and Scotland

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« Reply #4450 on: September 27, 2017, 08:41:43 AM »
Saudi Arabia about to get very dangerous...
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-41408195


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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4453 on: September 28, 2017, 04:30:43 PM »
Yes we definitely need to hear more from this punter. Ye cant just join in to shit like that without some sort of explanation!!

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« Reply #4454 on: September 28, 2017, 04:45:22 PM »
The most enjoyable thread on this board by a country mile
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