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heganboy

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Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« on: September 12, 2017, 01:36:45 PM »
And how it should set your world view.

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Thread should not contain logic.

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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2017, 01:54:04 PM »
I disagree. In advance

I believe several of the future responses (see below) are ad hominem and some sail close to infringing Godwin's Law

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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2017, 02:39:15 PM »
I thought this thread was reserved exclusively for my pontification?

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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2017, 02:43:40 PM »
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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2017, 03:12:41 PM »
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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2017, 03:57:31 PM »
Two questions for Tony:

i) Given that Catholics believe that communion hosts are the actual body of Christ, does taking communion make you a cannibal?

ii) Given that Catholics believe altar wine is the actual blood of Christ, does drinking altar wine mean priests are vampires? Or are they just drinking on the job?


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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2017, 04:22:47 PM »
iii) Did Gawd get Mary's consent for impregnation? Or did he just go ahead and rape her?

iv) If Gawd wasn't capable of having a human child without human intervention, it doesn't exactly make him omnipotent, does it? Why not just send him down on a flaming chariot from the sky and make a proper entrance? Put your back into it, man!

v) If Gawd used a human female to have his child, does that make Jesus the first surrogate child?

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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2017, 04:38:06 PM »
iii) Did Gawd get Mary's consent for impregnation? Or did he just go ahead and rape her?

iv) If Gawd wasn't capable of having a human child without human intervention, it doesn't exactly make him omnipotent, does it? Why not just send him down on a flaming chariot from the sky and make a proper entrance? Put your back into it, man!

v) If Gawd used a human female to have his child, does that make Jesus the first surrogate child?
You would wonder what the neighbours thought about the story.  Divine impregnation? Really?  Especially the women.
Patriarchies really hate women.
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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2017, 05:01:13 PM »
Simple.If you believe in God,divine impregnation is perfectly reasonable.If your beliefs do not extend beyond the narrow confines of humanism,then your plausibility levels are limited,sadly

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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2017, 06:14:02 PM »
Reality is not "narrow confines." But all that aside, my question was not about whether or not Gawd actually god Mary knocked up. I was asking about whether or not she consented. Is Gawd a rapist? Was Jesus a surrogate child?

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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2017, 08:37:52 PM »
Simple.If you believe in God,divine impregnation is perfectly reasonable.If your beliefs do not extend beyond the narrow confines of humanism,then your plausibility levels are limited,sadly
Why would God impregnate a woman?
If God is the father son and holy show why does a woman have to be involved ?

Christianity can never accept sex and sexuality. The Virgin birth is the reason. Afraid of the power of the the shrine  , the virginator , the baby zipper  , man's ruin, the mystical fold, the jaws of life

Christianity say groupthink can overrude  tits. It can't. 
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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2017, 10:05:48 PM »
Jesus had to be born of a woman to connect with humanity.But his birth had to be pure.

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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2017, 10:20:36 PM »
Well a stable doesn't guarantee cleanliness or purity.

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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2017, 10:22:17 PM »
Every religion in the world believe theirs is the one, they can't all be. Someone or everyone is telling porkies...like virgins giving birth?, walking on water?, turning water to wine and or whatever the feck it was, parting the Red Sea etc etc. If you actually thought about all this  seriously you'd be safer in the pub than the chapel
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Re: Thread for Tony Fearon to to pontificate about Catholicism
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2017, 10:31:43 PM »
That's why it's called faith.Not logical,a mystery,cannot be proved or disproved.