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Title: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Louth Exile on June 23, 2008, 06:36:33 PM
50 Questions, total your number of Yes answers and multiple by 2 to get what percentage of bogtastic you are

I was disappointed with only getting 54% bogtastic, must have been all those years living with the Jackeens  ;)


Are any of your family called "Mick" "Paddy" or "Ned"
Have you seen "Ear to the Ground" more than 3 times?
Have you ever heard the death notices on radio?
Would you have Bacon and Cabbage at least once a week?
Have you ever used the phrases "Jaysus" "By god" or "Oh Lord"?
Have you ever had a "half-litre" or a "medium" of Guinness?
Should Blackie Connors have got an oscar?
Have you ever used the phrase "It's a soft day"?
Have you went to Quinns on the 'big match day'?
Have you played football/hurling with at least two cousins on the team as well?
Can you name more than 3 manufacturers of tractors?
Have either Big Tom, Mick Flavin, Philomena Begley or Margo played a concert within 10 miles of your house?
At any stage during the summer can you step out your door & get the smell of freshly spread slurry?
Do you know how to foot turf?
Have you ever been at a "25 drive"?
Have you ever been at a "dinner dance"?
Have you ever reared or eaten any home grown produce?
Does your water supply come from a well?
Are you currently in possession of a pair of Wellington boots?
Have you ever heard anyone refer to the smell of freshly spread slurry as "a grand healthy smell"
Do you have a cattle grid or other style gate to keep wandering animals out of your front lawn / flower garden?
Have you ever taken fresh eggs from under a hen?
Can you or have you ever driven a tractor?
Is hurling the most entertaining of these activities? Soccer, Rugby or Hurling?
Is there a lack of or no street-lights in your locality?
Do you only have RTE1, NET2, TV3 & TG4 or less on your television?
Do you know the difference between Hay & Silage?
Have you ever milked a cow or goat?
If by choice you could marry a local would you do so?
Would it be desirable that he/she was an only child to a wealthy farmer?
Do you bath less than 4 times a week?
Are you in possession of a tweed cap?
Have you ever thought that a toblerone was exotic?
Have you ever drank a wee one and a chaser?
Do you know who Miley is?
Is the parish priest one of the most powerfull men in your community?
Have you ever 'traveled to the big smoke' on the 8th December?
At any stage in your life, was your chat up line ever, "are you dancing"?
Do you ever look up in the sky when you hear a helicopter?
Is your local shop more than a mile from your door?
Have you ever referred to a city person as a townie?
Is a neighbour within 5 houses on either side of you a farmer
Have you ever referred to some woman down the road who's name you can't remember as Julia
Have you been to a disco chaperoned by a local priest
Do you ever add "een" to the end of a word in reference to its diminutive dimensions?
Have you ever had to climb over walls or hedges to get anywhere
Have you ever been misunderstood because of your accent
Have you ever baked soda bread?
Are you currently in possession of a flask?
Have you ever gone into a pub and asked if they "do a big bottle of mineral"?
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: ONeill on June 23, 2008, 06:46:36 PM
Only 60%. Again, the city has tamed me.
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: The Real Laoislad on June 23, 2008, 06:50:16 PM
Quote from: hardstation on June 23, 2008, 06:41:16 PM
Ran out of fingers.

here you go

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Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: The Real Laoislad on June 23, 2008, 06:57:30 PM
Quote from: Louth Exile on June 23, 2008, 06:36:33 PM
50 Questions, total your number of Yes answers and multiple by 2 to get what percentage of bogtastic you are

Are any of your family called "Mick" "Paddy" or "Ned"   Yes
Have you seen "Ear to the Ground" more than 3 times? No
Have you ever heard the death notices on radio? Yes
Would you have Bacon and Cabbage at least once a week?  Yes
Have you ever used the phrases "Jaysus" "By god" or "Oh Lord"? Yes
Have you ever had a "half-litre" or a "medium" of Guinness? No
Should Blackie Connors have got an oscar? Yes
Have you ever used the phrase "It's a soft day"? Yes
Have you went to Quinns on the 'big match day'? Yes
Have you played football/hurling with at least two cousins on the team as well? No
Can you name more than 3 manufacturers of tractors? Yes
Have either Big Tom, Mick Flavin, Philomena Begley or Margo played a concert within 10 miles of your house? Yes
At any stage during the summer can you step out your door & get the smell of freshly spread slurry? Yes
Do you know how to foot turf? Yes of course who doesn't  ???
Have you ever been at a "25 drive"? No
Have you ever been at a "dinner dance"? No
Have you ever reared or eaten any home grown produce? Yes
Does your water supply come from a well? Yes
Are you currently in possession of a pair of Wellington boots? Yes
Have you ever heard anyone refer to the smell of freshly spread slurry as "a grand healthy smell" Yes
Do you have a cattle grid or other style gate to keep wandering animals out of your front lawn / flower garden? Yes
Have you ever taken fresh eggs from under a hen? No
Can you or have you ever driven a tractor? Yes
Is hurling the most entertaining of these activities? Soccer, Rugby or Hurling? No
Is there a lack of or no street-lights in your locality? No
Do you only have RTE1, NET2, TV3 & TG4 or less on your television? No
Do you know the difference between Hay & Silage? Yes
Have you ever milked a cow or goat? Yes
If by choice you could marry a local would you do so? Yes
Would it be desirable that he/she was an only child to a wealthy farmer? No
Do you bath less than 4 times a week? No
Are you in possession of a tweed cap? No
Have you ever thought that a toblerone was exotic? Yes
Have you ever drank a wee one and a chaser? Yes
Do you know who Miley is? Yes
Is the parish priest one of the most powerfull men in your community? Yes
Have you ever 'traveled to the big smoke' on the 8th December? No
At any stage in your life, was your chat up line ever, "are you dancing"? Yes  :-[
Do you ever look up in the sky when you hear a helicopter? Yes
Is your local shop more than a mile from your door? Yes
Have you ever referred to a city person as a townie? Yes
Is a neighbour within 5 houses on either side of you a farmer Yes
Have you ever referred to some woman down the road who's name you can't remember as Julia? Yes
Have you been to a disco chaperoned by a local priest? No
Do you ever add "een" to the end of a word in reference to its diminutive dimensions? Yes
Have you ever had to climb over walls or hedges to get anywhere?  Yes
Have you ever been misunderstood because of your accent? Yes
Have you ever baked soda bread? No
Are you currently in possession of a flask? Yes
Have you ever gone into a pub and asked if they "do a big bottle of mineral"? Yes

70% bogger and proud of it  :)
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: ziggysego on June 23, 2008, 07:15:47 PM
52%
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Rav67 on June 23, 2008, 07:24:07 PM
Only 38%, can't believe I'm less bogger than someone from Belfast!
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: 5 Sams on June 23, 2008, 07:33:09 PM
QuoteDo you ever look up in the sky when you hear a helicopter?
:D :D

64%

Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: AZOffaly on June 23, 2008, 07:37:41 PM
Quote from: Louth Exile on June 23, 2008, 06:36:33 PM
50 Questions, total your number of Yes answers and multiple by 2 to get what percentage of bogtastic you are

I was disappointed with only getting 54% bogtastic, must have been all those years living with the Jackeens  ;)


Are any of your family called "Mick" "Paddy" or "Ned" - Immediate family No, cousins yes.
Have you seen "Ear to the Ground" more than 3 times? Yes
Have you ever heard the death notices on radio? Yes
Would you have Bacon and Cabbage at least once a week? Yes
Have you ever used the phrases "Jaysus" "By god" or "Oh Lord"? Yes
Have you ever had a "half-litre" or a "medium" of Guinness? No
Should Blackie Connors have got an oscar? No
Have you ever used the phrase "It's a soft day"? Yes
Have you went to Quinns on the 'big match day'? Yes
Have you played football/hurling with at least two cousins on the team as well? No
Can you name more than 3 manufacturers of tractors? Yes
Have either Big Tom, Mick Flavin, Philomena Begley or Margo played a concert within 10 miles of your house? Yes
At any stage during the summer can you step out your door & get the smell of freshly spread slurry? Yes
Do you know how to foot turf? Yes
Have you ever been at a "25 drive"? No
Have you ever been at a "dinner dance"? Yes
Have you ever reared or eaten any home grown produce? Yes
Does your water supply come from a well? No
Are you currently in possession of a pair of Wellington boots? Yes
Have you ever heard anyone refer to the smell of freshly spread slurry as "a grand healthy smell" = Yes
Do you have a cattle grid or other style gate to keep wandering animals out of your front lawn / flower garden? No
Have you ever taken fresh eggs from under a hen? No
Can you or have you ever driven a tractor? Yes
Is hurling the most entertaining of these activities? Soccer, Rugby or Hurling? Yes
Is there a lack of or no street-lights in your locality? No
Do you only have RTE1, NET2, TV3 & TG4 or less on your television? No
Do you know the difference between Hay & Silage? Yes
Have you ever milked a cow or goat? No
If by choice you could marry a local would you do so? Yes
Would it be desirable that he/she was an only child to a wealthy farmer? Yes
Do you bath less than 4 times a week? No (I presume Showers count)
Are you in possession of a tweed cap? No
Have you ever thought that a toblerone was exotic? Yes
Have you ever drank a wee one and a chaser? Yes
Do you know who Miley is? Yes
Is the parish priest one of the most powerfull men in your community? Yes
Have you ever 'traveled to the big smoke' on the 8th December? Yes
At any stage in your life, was your chat up line ever, "are you dancing"? Yes
Do you ever look up in the sky when you hear a helicopter? Yes
Is your local shop more than a mile from your door? No
Have you ever referred to a city person as a townie? Yes
Is a neighbour within 5 houses on either side of you a farmer Yes
Have you ever referred to some woman down the road who's name you can't remember as Julia - No
Have you been to a disco chaperoned by a local priest - Yes
Do you ever add "een" to the end of a word in reference to its diminutive dimensions? - Yes
Have you ever had to climb over walls or hedges to get anywhere - Yes
Have you ever been misunderstood because of your accent - Yes
Have you ever baked soda bread? - Yes
Are you currently in possession of a flask? - No
Have you ever gone into a pub and asked if they "do a big bottle of mineral"? - Yes

70% Counting the Cousins.
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: The Real Laoislad on June 23, 2008, 08:14:56 PM
Real Boggers must be all from the Midlands AZ
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Kerry Mike on June 23, 2008, 08:17:19 PM
Are any of your family called "Mick" "Paddy" or "Ned" YES
Have you seen "Ear to the Ground" more than 3 times? YES
Have you ever heard the death notices on radio? YES
Would you have Bacon and Cabbage at least once a week? Yes
Have you ever used the phrases "Jaysus" "By god" or "Oh Lord"? By God Yes
Have you ever had a "half-litre" or a "medium" of Guinness? yes
Should Blackie Connors have got an oscar? Yes
Have you ever used the phrase "It's a soft day"? Yes
Have you went to Quinns on the 'big match day'? Yes
Have you played football/hurling with at least two cousins on the team as well? yes
Can you name more than 3 manufacturers of tractors? yes
Have either Big Tom, Mick Flavin, Philomena Begley or Margo played a concert within 10 miles of your house? no
At any stage during the summer can you step out your door & get the smell of freshly spread slurry? Yes
Do you know how to foot turf? Yes
Have you ever been at a "25 drive"? Yes
Have you ever been at a "dinner dance"? Yes
Have you ever reared or eaten any home grown produce? Yes
Does your water supply come from a well? Yes in the summer
Are you currently in possession of a pair of Wellington boots? No
Have you ever heard anyone refer to the smell of freshly spread slurry as "a grand healthy smell" Yes
Do you have a cattle grid or other style gate to keep wandering animals out of your front lawn / flower garden? Yes
Have you ever taken fresh eggs from under a hen? yes , have you ever tested a henb for an egg
Can you or have you ever driven a tractor? yes
Is hurling the most entertaining of these activities? Soccer, Rugby or Hurling? Yes
Is there a lack of or no street-lights in your locality? yes
Do you only have RTE1, NET2, TV3 & TG4 or less on your television? no
Do you know the difference between Hay & Silage? yes
Have you ever milked a cow or goat? yes
If by choice you could marry a local would you do so? yes
Would it be desirable that he/she was an only child to a wealthy farmer? yes
Do you bath less than 4 times a week? of course
Are you in possession of a tweed cap? no
Have you ever thought that a toblerone was exotic? yes
Have you ever drank a wee one and a chaser? yes followed by another wee one and a chaser and another...
Do you know who Miley is? Yes
Is the parish priest one of the most powerfull men in your community? Yes
Have you ever 'traveled to the big smoke' on the 8th December? No we go in September
At any stage in your life, was your chat up line ever, "are you dancing"? Yes
Do you ever look up in the sky when you hear a helicopter? Yes
Is your local shop more than a mile from your door? Yes
Have you ever referred to a city person as a townie? Yes
Is a neighbour within 5 houses on either side of you a farmer Yes
Have you ever referred to some woman down the road who's name you can't remember as Julia yes
Have you been to a disco chaperoned by a local priest No
Do you ever add "een" to the end of a word in reference to its diminutive dimensions? Yes a biteen
Have you ever had to climb over walls or hedges to get anywhere yes
Have you ever been misunderstood because of your accent yes
Have you ever baked soda bread? no
Are you currently in possession of a flask? no
Have you ever gone into a pub and asked if they "do a big bottle of mineral"? No

I think 82%,and proud of being a culchie.
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: The Gs Man on June 23, 2008, 08:19:58 PM
16%!!   :D

Any wonder Im called a shiny.
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Main Street on June 23, 2008, 08:21:51 PM
42%
balanced enough.

Instead of the tractor question for Kerry Mike,  it should of asked for the name of the horse who pulled the cart,  Ned or Tom?
then it would have been 84%
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: The Gs Man on June 23, 2008, 08:25:27 PM
Nope!  Thats the worst part!
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Kerry Mike on June 23, 2008, 08:25:52 PM
Horse's name was Tim Kennelly and the Pony was Seamus Moynihan. 2 fecking horses of men.
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: BallyhaiseMan on June 23, 2008, 09:19:38 PM
30%
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Bogball XV on June 23, 2008, 09:28:17 PM
24%, more of a mexican boggers quiz, only i've been down here long enough to know of glenroe, i'd have been fcuked totally.
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: gerry on June 23, 2008, 09:59:39 PM
74%

there not much happen in these parts
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: brokencrossbar1 on June 24, 2008, 09:20:36 AM
72% pure culchie!!!
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Treasurer on June 24, 2008, 09:58:31 AM
70%
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: thejuice on June 24, 2008, 10:11:01 AM
46%, thought I'd be higher than that,
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: thebandit on June 24, 2008, 10:12:08 AM
76%
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: stpauls on June 24, 2008, 10:25:10 AM
Are any of your family called "Mick" "Paddy" or "Ned"   No
Have you seen "Ear to the Ground" more than 3 times?   No
Have you ever heard the death notices on radio?      No
Would you have Bacon and Cabbage at least once a week?    No
Have you ever used the phrases "Jaysus" "By god" or "Oh Lord"?   Yes
Have you ever had a "half-litre" or a "medium" of Guinness?   No
Should Blackie Connors have got an oscar?   No
Have you ever used the phrase "It's a soft day"?   No
Have you went to Quinns on the 'big match day'?      Yes
Have you played football/hurling with at least two cousins on the team as well?      No
Can you name more than 3 manufacturers of tractors?   Yes
Have either Big Tom, Mick Flavin, Philomena Begley or Margo played a concert within 10 miles of your house?   Yes
At any stage during the summer can you step out your door & get the smell of freshly spread slurry?   No
Do you know how to foot turf?   No
Have you ever been at a "25 drive"?   No
Have you ever been at a "dinner dance"?      Yes
Have you ever reared or eaten any home grown produce?   No
Does your water supply come from a well?   No
Are you currently in possession of a pair of Wellington boots?   No
Have you ever heard anyone refer to the smell of freshly spread slurry as "a grand healthy smell"   No
Do you have a cattle grid or other style gate to keep wandering animals out of your front lawn / flower garden?   No
Have you ever taken fresh eggs from under a hen?   No
Can you or have you ever driven a tractor?   No
Is hurling the most entertaining of these activities? Soccer, Rugby or Hurling?   Yes
Is there a lack of or no street-lights in your locality?   No
Do you only have RTE1, NET2, TV3 & TG4 or less on your television?   No
Do you know the difference between Hay & Silage?   Yes
Have you ever milked a cow or goat?   No
If by choice you could marry a local would you do so?   Yes
Would it be desirable that he/she was an only child to a wealthy farmer?   No
Do you bath less than 4 times a week?   No
Are you in possession of a tweed cap?   No
Have you ever thought that a toblerone was exotic?   No
Have you ever drank a wee one and a chaser?   No
Do you know who Miley is?   Yes
Is the parish priest one of the most powerfull men in your community?   No
Have you ever 'traveled to the big smoke' on the 8th December?   No
At any stage in your life, was your chat up line ever, "are you dancing"?   No
Do you ever look up in the sky when you hear a helicopter?   Yes
Is your local shop more than a mile from your door?   No
Have you ever referred to a city person as a townie?   No
Is a neighbour within 5 houses on either side of you a farmer   No
Have you ever referred to some woman down the road who's name you can't remember as Julia   No
Have you been to a disco chaperoned by a local priest   No
Do you ever add "een" to the end of a word in reference to its diminutive dimensions?   No
Have you ever had to climb over walls or hedges to get anywhere      Yes
Have you ever been misunderstood because of your accent         Yes
Have you ever baked soda bread?      No
Are you currently in possession of a flask?   No
Have you ever gone into a pub and asked if they "do a big bottle of mineral"?   Yes

only 26% for me, been out of the country for too long. i should probably take this quiz again in a couple of years and see what i get!  ;D
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: off the laces on June 24, 2008, 10:27:47 AM
76% makes you feel proud ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: GaillimhIarthair on June 24, 2008, 10:30:59 AM
66%  ;D
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Billys Boots on June 24, 2008, 10:32:17 AM
Ah shite, only 42% - twenty years ago I'd have been over 70%. 
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: screenexile on June 24, 2008, 10:38:35 AM
Shit! I got like 24% yet I live in the country! Ah well I guess I'm one of the 'cool' ones :D
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Bogball XV on June 24, 2008, 12:07:07 PM
Quote from: screenexile on June 24, 2008, 10:38:35 AM
Shit! I got like 24% yet I live in the country! Ah well I guess I'm one of the 'cool' ones :D
that's exactly what i'm saying screen, i got the same score - we need someone to go off an adapt the test to suit nordies.  Now, who would have enough time on their hands??
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Maximus Marillius on June 24, 2008, 12:16:38 PM
Quote from: screenexile on June 24, 2008, 10:38:35 AM
Shit! I got like 24% yet I live in the country! Ah well I guess I'm one of the 'cool' ones :D

26% here as well and live in the country ???
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: The Watcher Pat on June 24, 2008, 12:19:03 PM
48%

Thought that was going to be more!!

G's man you are a shiny!!

See your on this more now your back to your wee cushy number!!

Lol
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: his holiness nb on June 24, 2008, 01:19:47 PM
20%
Living in Meath is taking its toll!
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: The Gs Man on June 24, 2008, 01:34:20 PM
Quote from: The Watcher Pat on June 24, 2008, 12:19:03 PM
48%

Thought that was going to be more!!

G's man you are a shiny!!


Lol

Its just that Im way more cooler than youse munchies.

Like seriously.....bacon and cabbage once a week??????
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: saffron sam2 on June 24, 2008, 01:40:41 PM
22% - devastated. Far too high.

And here are the ones I'll admit to:

Quote from: Louth Exile on June 23, 2008, 06:36:33 PM
Have you played football/hurling with at least two cousins on the team as well?
Can you name more than 3 manufacturers of tractors?
Have you ever been at a "dinner dance"?
Are you currently in possession of a pair of Wellington boots?
Can you or have you ever driven a tractor?
Is hurling the most entertaining of these activities? Soccer, Rugby or Hurling?
Do you know the difference between Hay & Silage?
Do you know who Miley is?
Have you ever had to climb over walls or hedges to get anywhere
Have you ever been misunderstood because of your accent
Are you currently in possession of a flask?
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: The Gs Man on June 24, 2008, 02:01:35 PM
Who is Miley anyways?
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Louth Exile on June 24, 2008, 02:16:19 PM
Quote from: his holiness nb on June 24, 2008, 01:19:47 PM
20%
Living in Meath is taking its toll!

Good stuff, wait till you see the young fella will probably be high 70's if he were to take the test in a few years  :D
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: ONeill on June 24, 2008, 02:20:09 PM
Quote from: The Gs Man on June 24, 2008, 02:01:35 PM
Who is Miley anyways?

FFS, young'uns nowadays.

As the man would say himself, 'Well, Holy God'.

Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: GalwayBayBoy on June 24, 2008, 04:20:30 PM
A measly 32%.
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: ziggysego on June 24, 2008, 04:25:59 PM
Quote from: The Gs Man on June 24, 2008, 02:01:35 PM
Who is Miley anyways?

He's a grey haired, two-timing bastard!  >:(
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Louth Exile on June 24, 2008, 04:29:50 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on June 24, 2008, 04:25:59 PM
Quote from: The Gs Man on June 24, 2008, 02:01:35 PM
Who is Miley anyways?

He's a grey haired, two-timing b**tard!  >:(

Could you have resisted Fidelma yourself Ziggy?
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: ziggysego on June 24, 2008, 04:34:57 PM
Quote from: Louth Exile on June 24, 2008, 04:29:50 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on June 24, 2008, 04:25:59 PM
Quote from: The Gs Man on June 24, 2008, 02:01:35 PM
Who is Miley anyways?

He's a grey haired, two-timing b**tard!  >:(

Could you have resisted Fidelma yourself Ziggy?

She wasn't a patch on Biddy. Plus, she knew how to get the tough stains out of your clothes too!
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: The Real Laoislad on June 24, 2008, 04:38:51 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on June 24, 2008, 04:34:57 PM
Quote from: Louth Exile on June 24, 2008, 04:29:50 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on June 24, 2008, 04:25:59 PM
Quote from: The Gs Man on June 24, 2008, 02:01:35 PM
Who is Miley anyways?

He's a grey haired, two-timing b**tard!  >:(

Could you have resisted Fidelma yourself Ziggy?

She wasn't a patch on Biddy. Plus, she knew how to get the tough stains out of your clothes too!

I though Mary was alright for a auld one...As for Tessie  :o
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: small white mayoman on June 24, 2008, 05:28:55 PM
only 64% i thought I'd be more bogger than that, be Jesus I'm fierce disappointed, I'll head off home now ( hope I'm not delayed on the Moo 50) for a cupin of tae and a scone
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Paranoid Android on July 06, 2008, 03:44:10 PM
Are any of your family called "Mick" "Paddy" or "Ned"?  No
Have you seen "Ear to the Ground" more than 3 times? Yes
Have you ever heard the death notices on radio? Yes
Would you have Bacon and Cabbage at least once a week? Yes
Have you ever used the phrases "Jaysus" "By god" or "Oh Lord"? Yes
Have you ever had a "half-litre" or a "medium" of Guinness? No
Should Blackie Connors have got an oscar? YES!
Have you ever used the phrase "It's a soft day"? No
Have you went to Quinns on the 'big match day'? No
Have you played football/hurling with at least two cousins on the team as well? YES hahahahaha
Can you name more than 3 manufacturers of tractors? Yes
Have either Big Tom, Mick Flavin, Philomena Begley or Margo played a concert within 10 miles of your house? Oh probably
At any stage during the summer can you step out your door & get the smell of freshly spread slurry? Yes
Do you know how to foot turf? Yes
Have you ever been at a "25 drive"? No
Have you ever been at a "dinner dance"? No but got ivited a few times lol
Have you ever reared or eaten any home grown produce? Yes
Does your water supply come from a well? No
Are you currently in possession of a pair of Wellington boots? Yes
Have you ever heard anyone refer to the smell of freshly spread slurry as "a grand healthy smell" No
Do you have a cattle grid or other style gate to keep wandering animals out of your front lawn / flower garden? Yes
Have you ever taken fresh eggs from under a hen? Yes
Can you or have you ever driven a tractor? Yes
Is hurling the most entertaining of these activities? Soccer, Rugby or Hurling? No
Is there a lack of or no street-lights in your locality? Yes
Do you only have RTE1, NET2, TV3 & TG4 or less on your television? On a few TVs yes
Do you know the difference between Hay & Silage? Yes
Have you ever milked a cow or goat? Ehh, I think so
If by choice you could marry a local would you do so? Yes
Would it be desirable that he/she was an only child to a wealthy farmer? Yes lol
Do you bath less than 4 times a week? No
Are you in possession of a tweed cap? No
Have you ever thought that a toblerone was exotic? No
Have you ever drank a wee one and a chaser? No
Do you know who Miley is? OF COURSE!!!!
Is the parish priest one of the most powerfull men in your community? Yes by God
Have you ever 'traveled to the big smoke' on the 8th December? Yes lmfao
At any stage in your life, was your chat up line ever, "are you dancing"? Yes
Do you ever look up in the sky when you hear a helicopter? Yes
Is your local shop more than a mile from your door? About a mile
Have you ever referred to a city person as a townie? No
Is a neighbour within 5 houses on either side of you a farmer? Yes
Have you ever referred to some woman down the road who's name you can't remember as Julia? No lol
Have you been to a disco chaperoned by a local priest? No
Do you ever add "een" to the end of a word in reference to its diminutive dimensions? Yes
Have you ever had to climb over walls or hedges to get anywhere? Yes
Have you ever been misunderstood because of your accent? YES ALL THE TIME haha
Have you ever baked soda bread? yes
Are you currently in possession of a flask? Yes
Have you ever gone into a pub and asked if they "do a big bottle of mineral"? Probably



68% Bogger hahaha be ta jaysus that sounds about right so it does
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: Farrandeelin on July 06, 2008, 04:35:48 PM
76%
Title: Re: Bogger Test!!
Post by: ziggysego on July 06, 2008, 05:28:19 PM
Best ya downgirl is 100%  ;)