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I thought the Fermanagh turnovers were better.

Especially the soccer star, who kicked the ball into Aaron Kernans hands while he was attempting a toe-tap.

I was in Italy last week, and was walking past some old Italian woman who chewing her cud. Just as I was passing she hoiked and spat. At the time it didnt worry me in the slighest but I guess I should have fell down and rolled over a few times... the bitch.

It works okay for FDB, O'Byrne and McKenna (and Munster?) but it should be left at that.

Hell, they're even trying to dislodge the Tommy Murphy counties from the championship. Could Antrim give Crossmaglen a good game?

It seems to me that the anti-Armagh brigade cant decide whether

a) Armagh were crap, only sneaked over the finish line, and wont go any further

or

b) Armagh were immense, played their best football, but have now peaked and wont go any further

Lucky he didnt get arrested though

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7512387.stm

Gratuitous picture below.......

Rebeccas jugs looked well on the bike. Hubba hubba!

Do people think hes funny?

Is that meant to be a joke?

Prediction: Fermanagh 0-2 Armagh 0-1.

You've been watching too much soccer O'Neill

I think our new manager will see us through. Up Armagh!

[116 year]

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

(Passing requires 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8 ) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.


Check your answers below.



                   












                                                       


ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ


1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?    116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats?      Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?     Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?  November
 
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?     Squirrel fur
 
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?  Dogs
 
7) What was King George VI's first name?    Albert
 
8 ) What color is a purple finch?     Crimson
 
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?      New Zealand
 
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)


So how did you do? Shite? Aye, me too.

You left out a good sense of humour, and a good listener as options.

Its a pity. I quite like the big band sound whether its flute, pipes or accordian. But all the sectarian hate means I cant join in.

[Westmeath]

Tipperary v Westmeath
Monaghan v Derry
Donegal v Roscommon
Limerick v Meath
Longford v Laois
Kildare v Cavan 
Offaly v Down
Louth v Tyrone

now that the argument has been won by the residents. would it not be a great peaceful gesture to allow the march to take place next  year?. would do a lot for relations across the province

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!! The residents should immediately instigate a tradition of marching through Portadown each year to celebrate their victory a la the Battle of the Boyne.

Who is the guy in the new Ribena ad that has the familar looking face?