A tribute to Offaly Hurling

[Croí na hÉireann]

Come on now Croí, look closely. 

I have and that's de same sentence as before, unless the peepers are playing tricks on me, unlike Mrs. Doyle that hasn't happened to me before...

No, no, no - it wasn't clear to me whether you were talking about the county, the club or both, so I have nothing to withdraw.

Oh I think it was indeed clear to u. Let me explain:

First of all u inferred it was the club and continued on this hypothesis. Then when AZ asked:

How in danamajaysus did a thread about Offaly hurling descend into a squabble between Longford and Westmeath?

you said:

Well I only got involved because yonder Pondlife fool was making inaccurate and uninformed jibes about Longford, as usual.

So until u got a little slap on de wrist it was all club and then all of a sudden it was all county, i.e. Slasherland. 

I rest my case again, m'lord!!!

Your paranoia is of no concern to the rest of us.

The rest of us being u and de fella on ur left or right shoulder???   

[Billys Boots]

So good, he had to say it twice.   

Taking offence one minute and then referring to Biffos the next,  , u couldn't make it up.

Now, listen closely - I didn't take offence, and I could make it up. 

Next, you're so confused about Longford, nobody knows what you're talking about any of the time.

And as for your paranoia, I really think we're better not to explore that any further - you're not far from St. Lomans are ye?

That's my last word on the matter.  Get some help. 

[Croí na hÉireann]

I didn't take offence

I think we (anyone who has had the misfortune to read this thread) all know de truth here 

Next, you're so confused about Longford, nobody knows what you're talking about any of the time.

, you're gas lads altogether, I'll give yous that. Before finding this site years ago I had no inclination of the Slasher fascination for Westmeath, I mean it's mostly hurling up de north so yous can't really be blaming d'others over d'border for rubbing ur noses in it. Maybe u see us as a barometer for ur success, who knows (or cares)

you're not far from St. Lomans are ye?

About de same as urself I'd say...

That's my last word on the matter.

I wonder, I wonder...