Things that make you go What the F**k?

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The Watcher Pat

#795
January 21, 2009, 12:31:26 PM
Quote from: full back on January 21, 2009, 12:05:57 PM
Good girl Kaite  :o
Some people shouldnt be allowed to give their opinions to newspapers FFS

GLAMOUR girl JORDAN has called for a new punishment for rapists – they should be raped themselves.
The tough-talking star – who also agrees with the death penalty – said: "The way I see it is an eye for an eye.

"So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him. I'm sorry that's just the way I feel. I'm very strict."

Jordan, real name KATIE PRICE, added: "If someone is done for drink-driving they should have their licence taken away for life.

"And if someone steals they should have to wear a dye on their skin, like a tattoo on their ear or somewhere it can be seen – like across their face! That would stop people stealing."

The 30-year-old model – who is moving to the US with husband PETER ANDRE – also voiced support for gay marriages.

Does the fellow who does this then have to bend over as well...It would never end...She must be soo thick..
There is no I in team, but if you look close enough you can find ME

The GAA

#796
January 21, 2009, 12:35:59 PM

I assumed the victim would perpetuate the punishment with a barb wire filled length of 2 inch piping

Doogie Browser

#797
January 21, 2009, 12:38:34 PM
Quote from: Sean3 on January 21, 2009, 12:18:31 PM
A MAN stole perfume, flowers and two boxes of condoms
How romantic, sounds like a perfect date really.

Gabriel_Hurl

#798
January 22, 2009, 05:25:51 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2009/01/22/ttc-shooting.html

QuoteA shooting in Toronto's subway system has thrown a major part of the city's public transit system into chaos.

At least one person was shot, but the condition of the victim is unknown, according to Const. Wendy Drummond.

The victim has been taken to hospital suffering from gunshot wounds.

The shooting happened just before 11 a.m. on the platform of the Osgoode station near University Avenue and Queen Street West.

Police have closed the station and an investigation is underway.

Police said they are looking for a number of suspects.

A large section of the city's Yonge-University-Spadina subway line has been closed down and will probably remain closed for much of the afternoon as police carry out their investigation.

Tyrones own

#799
January 22, 2009, 05:49:16 PM
Strange that in the fact that we were just talking the other day about how great it must be
to live in Canada because you never hear of many incidents like the above...... Scratch that I suppose :-\
Seems like that shite only happens down here or maybe it just gets more air time here.
Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.
  - Walter Lippmann

Puckoon

#800
January 22, 2009, 05:55:16 PM
Sure wasnt it just a little while ago up there that some loonie* took a knife on a bus and sawed some poor eejits head off with it?

Tyrones own

#801
January 22, 2009, 06:04:56 PM
Jaysus i do vaguely remember that alright..was that in Canada? :-[
Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.
  - Walter Lippmann

Puckoon

#802
January 22, 2009, 06:06:38 PM
It was, its on this thread if you care to look back. I know, because I posted it.

full back

#804
January 26, 2009, 01:07:02 PM
 :o :o



http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7850666.stm

Men who are more sexually active in their 20s and 30s may run a higher risk of prostate cancer, research suggests.

The Nottingham University study quizzed 800 men on how often they had sex or masturbated.

Those who were most active while younger had more chance of developing cancer later in life.

The researchers said higher levels of sex hormones could lead to a bigger sex drive and the cancer, the journal BJU International reported.

  Hormones appear to play a key role in prostate cancer

Dr Polyxeni Dimitropoulu
Study leader

Prostate cancer is the most common cancer in men in the UK, with well over 30,000 new cases diagnosed each year.

It affects the prostate gland, which is found close to the bladder and makes a component of semen.

The Nottingham team, led by Dr Polyxeni Dimitropoulu, recruited more than 400 men diagnosed with prostate cancer, then compared their answers to 409 men thought to be free of the disease.

As well as questions about how often they had been sexually active from puberty onwards, they were asked how many sexual partners they had had and whether they had been diagnosed with any sexual infections.

Roughly the same proportion of both groups, 59%, said they had engaged in sexual activity 12 times a month or more in their 20s, falling to 48% in their 30s, 28% in their 40s and 13% in their 50s.

Almost two-fifths of the prostate cancer group had had six female partners or more, compared with less than a third of the non-cancer group.

Frequency risk

There was also a difference among the men who masturbated or had sex the most often, with 40% of men in the cancer group being sexually active 20 times a month or more in their 20s, compared with 32% in the non-cancer group.

The gap between the two groups narrowed as the men aged, suggesting that the difference was strongest at a younger age.

Dr Dimitropoulu said: "What makes our study stand out from previous research is that we focused on a younger age group than normal and included both intercourse and masturbation at various stages in the participants' lives."

He said that it was possible that higher levels of sex hormones in some men were both responsible for a high sex drive in their 20s and 30s, and for the development of prostate cancer later on.

"Hormones appear to play a key role in prostate cancer and it is very common to treat men with therapy to reduce the hormones thought to stimulate the cancer cells."

He said that the reasons why the connection between sexual activity and prostate risk appeared to diminish with advancing age was not clear, although other studies have suggested that sexual activity releases toxins from the gland.

The Watcher Pat

#805
January 26, 2009, 01:08:41 PM
I'm safe enough then!!!
There is no I in team, but if you look close enough you can find ME

Puckoon

#806
January 26, 2009, 03:32:30 PM
Pat, it includes masturbation.

Sorry old spud, now would you like pine or oak?

full back

#807
January 26, 2009, 05:37:51 PM
They must be kidding........................



Nigerian police are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery - amid claims it used black magic to morf from a human to escape justice.


Nigerian Police are holding the goat while they complete inquiries



Vigilantes took the animal to police, claiming it had been a person trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.

"They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody."

He went on: "We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat."

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.

People have been flocking to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

Puckoon

#808
January 26, 2009, 05:43:35 PM
Quote from: full back on January 26, 2009, 05:37:51 PM



Vigilantes took the animal to police, claiming it had been a person trying to steal a Mazda 323.


Thats up there with the best lines ever.

Gabriel_Hurl

#809
January 26, 2009, 05:47:17 PM
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