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Downloaded the sleep talk app that was mentioned on this thread a few days ago.. Turns out I do talk in my sleep.. It's the freakiest thing ever trying to figure out what the feck the random words I throw out mean or what the bejaysus I could have been dreaming about!!   

Ohs my bad! Ah well it was so good it deserved to be posted twice

This is probably not the right thread for this but sure it's the best I can think of.. saw this on a friend's FB status!!

EVERYBODY!! GOOGLE "DEFINE AN ENGLISH PERSON" AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS

I usually have the 24th & 25th off (which I'm used to now and enjoy the 2 day break)... can't even fecking get that this year.. Now I have to work the 24th.. so my Christmas holidays consists of Christmas Day.. yippee 

A Cathedral cabbage that is=???

Thanks for any help given

.. this is wrecking my head now too!!  ... The best I can come up with is Yorkie (though it's probably wrong).. York Cathedral and York Cabbage and the 'ie' possibly meaning examples of!....

Aws I can't wait for Saturday now.. should be some craic.. heading down for Thin Lizzy, Elbow and KOL.. no interest in seeing the other bands..

As for trying to bring in alcohol I wouldn't be bothered wasting my monyey risking it.. we got half cut on the bus down to Oxegen last yr and then when we were walking in we all had unopened bottles of water in our hands. One of the stewards opened my water bottle, breaking the seal, and threw it out stating that he thought there was vodka in it.. FFS ya broke the seal on it dumbass of course there was only water in it! I'd be rightly p'd off if it had've been vodka!!

Awful sad news, thoughts and prayers are with her family at this time xx

What do ye reckon the odds are of Dundalk getting cancelled on Friday night?

I know it's an all weather track but I'm secretly hoping with the hazardous road conditions it'll be cancelled so I can have the night off!!

ohs holy feck I knew there was a reason I can't watch this programme.. Feckin R**s.. Can't even say the word they freak me out to bejaysus.. Why oh why did I leave TV3 on after X Factor

Hope he returns home safe soon TG .. good call posting on here for help.. whoever told ya to do that must be a genius

Each Way Betting Terms

4 or less runners - win only
5-7 runners pays 1, 2 @ quarter odds
8+ runners on non-handicap race pays 1, 2, 3 @ fifth odds
8-11 runners on a handicap race pays 1, 2, 3 @ fifth odds
12-15 runners on a handicap race pays 1, 2, 3 @ quarter odds
16+ runners on a handicap race pays 1, 2, 3, 4 @ quarter odds

Women from Leinster (6, 6)

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[One things for sure, he won't do it again.]

Chris Timmons...

An appalling ride.. A 28 day ban following which he'll struggle to get any rides.. he deserves nothing better after that performance!

http://horses.sportinglife.com/Video/Racing/0,27770,405383,00.html

Does he mistake the winning post? Looks like he drops his hands at the 1/2f pole and then panics when he peaks behind him and sees the jock on the eventual winner still flailing away.

The lads in the shop today were saying that he must have mistaken the winning post but if ya  watch the replay he looks over both shoulders, taking a long look over his left shoulder before easing up and then awhile after easing he takes another look over his right shoulder.. if he had've mistaken the half furlong mark for the winning post what was the need to look over his shoulder if the race was over  Very poor judgement call either way!

Massive c**k up if it's simply a case of easing up. He's another victim of the inherent flaw in the necessary evil that is the handicap system - win too far or too easily and your trainer/owner are not going to be best pleased. One things for sure, he won't do it again.

He'll have a tough job convincing a trainer to give him a ride after that.

Chris Timmons...

An appalling ride.. A 28 day ban following which he'll struggle to get any rides.. he deserves nothing better after that performance!

Haha!! I think I'm most intrigued as to what possessed ya to check that out!!