GAA players who'd kill their granny?

[Rossfan]

Does anyone understand that last post?

You're not meant to Hardeen - it's Syferspeak 

[illdecide]

Sean Cavanagh would kill his granny, then dive to the ground and start rolling around.

Mickey Harte would bail him out, but we aren't allowed to discuss that one in case we offend those who defend murderers, rapists and cheating, diving bastids.

Thats a bit rough...

[All of a Sludden]

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Sean Cavanagh would kill his granny, then dive to the ground and start rolling around.

Are you Brolly in disguise? OCD on Seán Cav or what! 

[Jinxy]

No problem at all..  the Meath men would stand on granny's head, but despite the obvious pain she would courageously try to keep going with a huge oversized bandage to stem the flow, but life as cruel as it can be the agressor would ultimately triumph and the granny would have to pick herself up, learn to adapt, reinvent herself and instead of dwelling on the woes of the past be able to murder others herself going forward.

Granny would also have to knit herself a heavy blanket.

[Hardy]

Sorry to scratch yer sore, Fear.