Me Ma was right,never kiss a Biffo girl..(Or Westmeath for that matter)

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March 04, 2011, 12:07:03 PM
Westmeath/Offaly revealed as Ireland's worst kissers

The results are in, Westmeath has some of the worst kissers in Ireland. Westmeath suffered from more outbreaks of the cold sore virus in 2010 than most other counties, according to a new all-Ireland study conducted by A.Vogel herbal remedies.
The study looked at health of the nation's lips, based on the popularity of the cold sore barrier ointment, Bio-Propolis, a natural anti-septic used to inactivate the cold sore virus and prevent a secondary infection.

Westmeath ranked 22nd with more outbreaks than 21 other counties. Offaly claimed the title for 'worst kissers in Ireland' with the largest number of infections, closely followed by Dublin and Sligo, highlighting their need for more kissable lips. Laois claimed the title of having Ireland's most luscious lips recording the fewest outbreaks with Kilkenny and Wexford coming a close second and third.
Commenting on the results, A.Vogel Herbal Adviser Nicola Murphy said Westmeath appears to suffer from more cold sore infections than most counties. "Unfortunately, outbreaks of this painful and unsettling virus also tend to increase at this time of year," he remarked of the results.

"The virus targets weak immune systems across the country that have been affected by our changeable springtime weather conditions. It can also be brought on by both physical and mental stress which can further lower your immunity," she added. "If you do suffer from cold sores I would definitely recommend Bio-Propolis. It creates a protective barrier that speeds up the skin's natural healing process and soothes any discomfort caused by the painful blisters," she added.
The Herbal Advisor said that Bio-Propolis can reduce the healing time of a cold sore by 50% and prevent you suffering from another unwanted infection.

"It can also help stimulate the rebuilding of collagen, helping Westmeath's lips feel kissable again in no time," Nicola Murphy concluded.
A.Vogel Bio-Propolis (RRP €8.41) is available from health food stores throughout Athlone and Westmeath.
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

armaghniac

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March 04, 2011, 12:08:33 PM
Quote,never kiss a Biffo girl..(Or Westmeath for that matter)

Why would you want to  ???
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

laoislad

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March 04, 2011, 12:10:12 PM
Quote from: armaghniac on March 04, 2011, 12:08:33 PM
Quote,never kiss a Biffo girl..(Or Westmeath for that matter)

Why would you want to  ???

Exactly
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

maggie

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March 04, 2011, 12:50:00 PM
Why do Ziggy and TRLL have mini-me's?
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