Irish accents

[ONeill]

This is the Gortin accent in 1931: http://www.dho.ie/doegen/LA_1216d2 - by this woman

Strabane - http://www.dho.ie/doegen/LA_1278d2 by this man

Creggan - http://www.dho.ie/doegen/LA_1209d1

[Hardy]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them hears one of the men say, 'Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.' 'You foul-mouthed swine,' says the lady indignantly. 'In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.' 'Hey, isa all right,' replies the man. 'Imma just tella my friend how to spella Mississippi.'

Now that's just stupid - why would two Italians not speak Italian to each other instead of pigeon English? 

Ah well, there goes the Duck Walks Into A Bar joke, The Bear and The Rabbit, The Horse That Knows All About Cars ...

[laoislad]

Laois.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmb2gUa-408

[muppet]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them hears one of the men say, 'Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.' 'You foul-mouthed swine,' says the lady indignantly. 'In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.' 'Hey, isa all right,' replies the man. 'Imma just tella my friend how to spella Mississippi.'

Now that's just stupid - why would two Italians not speak Italian to each other instead of pigeon English?

Because they were in a Hollywood film?

[ONeill]

Derry? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjyhzt_U1hs

[ziggysego]

Co. Tipperary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOS-XQ0oZYM

[Hardy]

Limerick

[BEASTY]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them hears one of the men say, 'Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.' 'You foul-mouthed swine,' says the lady indignantly. 'In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.' 'Hey, isa all right,' replies the man. 'Imma just tella my friend how to spella Mississippi.'

I live in Italy and tell this joke all the time!
Then usually give them this link..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0

[muppet]

Mayo (not safe for work): http://www.youtube.com/user/hardybucks

[LeoMc]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them hears one of the men say, 'Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.' 'You foul-mouthed swine,' says the lady indignantly. 'In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.' 'Hey, isa all right,' replies the man. 'Imma just tella my friend how to spella Mississippi.'

Now that's just stupid - why would two Italians not speak Italian to each other instead of pigeon English? 

Ah well, there goes the Duck Walks Into A Bar joke, The Bear and The Rabbit, The Horse That Knows All About Cars ...

Knock knock
Who is there
Rois wondering why you don't have a door bell.