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Is it to compicated. You should just be able to pick a winner or a draw istead of having to add all the 1/2 pts and so on.

Are there still any tickets left or is it all a sell out??

I agree that this is completely GAY!!

A drunk staggers into the Chapel,
Enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his
Attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin,
there's no paper on this side either

Take me big boy!

How come Trim Blue was able to post on this an hes a guest?

1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter)

2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning andit was amazing!" (Pat Glenn – weightlifting commentator)

3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him." ( New Zealand rugby commentator, Murray Mexted).

4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh)

5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
(Winston Bennett)

6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it,
which is identical." ( Murray Walker )

7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." (Greg
Norman)

8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the Same
thing again." (Terry Venables)

9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the
Premiership, but there are none better." (Ron Atkinson)

10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)

11. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field" (Metro Radio commenatator).

12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the
air for even longer." (David Acfield)

13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in
football?" (Stuart Hall Radio 5 live)

14. "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics 1976)

15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them....Oh My God! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator)

16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown." (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)

17. A CNN female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" ....
Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so hard!

I was toll that happened in Croke Pk. Were u at rthe Glasgow consert?

Sorry Admin I didn't see this tread 

heres the team for the Kildare match. Few new faces. I only saw the game on TG4 last week but Id still be cobnfident of a good win. Kildare arnt the force they were a couple of years ago. Any body travelling down to the game??armagh

Ciaran McKinny
Andy Mallon, K toner E Mc Nulty
P McCreesh,  C McKeever, Tony McClelland

Garteh Swift  C Vernon

P Tole  J Lavery  Marty O'Rourke
Stevie McDonnell  M Mackin  Keven Dias