How do you get through the week?

[ziggysego]

How much time does a man need 

Heard iidecide only needs 3 minutes.

[Puckoon]

One beer at a time.

[Orior]

Let's see how much Hardy knows about golf.

Two golf professionals are playing a match. One of the golf pros takes a shot, scores 10 points and wins the game. How come?

[No wides]

They are playing a darts match - hit double 5.

[AZOffaly]

Let's see how much Hardy knows about golf.

Two golf professionals are playing a match. One of the golf pros takes a shot, scores 10 points and wins the game. How come?

Darts? Double 5?

[Orior]

Let's see how much Hardy knows about golf.

Two golf professionals are playing a match. One of the golf pros takes a shot, scores 10 points and wins the game. How come?

Darts? Double 5?

Close, but no cigar.

[AZOffaly]

Sure it could be anything. Archery? Ring Toss?

[Norf Tyrone]

What do you have each day to look forward to? Here's mine for the spring and summer.

Monday: Monday night soccer match on TV. Saturday golf club scores published on Howdidido.

Tuesday: Feck all. Ladies I'm available.

Wednesday: 9 holes of golf on way home from work. Mid-week match on tv.

Thursday: PGA golf on tv.  Possible Euro league match on telly.

Friday: Weekly grocery shopping. Driving range on way home. PGA golf on tv.

Saturday: Golf. Ironing, Hoovering, mow the lawn.

Sunday: Cycling.  Championship football. 9 holes of golf in evening.

Are you no tinvolved in your Club in any capacity?

[Orior]

What do you have each day to look forward to? Here's mine for the spring and summer.

Monday: Monday night soccer match on TV. Saturday golf club scores published on Howdidido.

Tuesday: Feck all. Ladies I'm available.

Wednesday: 9 holes of golf on way home from work. Mid-week match on tv.

Thursday: PGA golf on tv.  Possible Euro league match on telly.

Friday: Weekly grocery shopping. Driving range on way home. PGA golf on tv.

Saturday: Golf. Ironing, Hoovering, mow the lawn.

Sunday: Cycling.  Championship football. 9 holes of golf in evening.

Are you no tinvolved in your Club in any capacity?

Other than a monthly standing order, no. I'm 40 mile away, and as useless as a useless thing.

[Orior]

Sure it could be anything. Archery? Ring Toss?

Clue: Hardy will know the answer.

[The Iceman]

Does no one do any riding?

If you have a designated night for it lad you're with the wrong woman....

[theticklemister]

What do you have each day to look forward to? Here's mine for the spring and summer.

Monday: Monday night soccer match on TV. Saturday golf club scores published on Howdidido.

Tuesday: Feck all. Ladies I'm available.

Wednesday: 9 holes of golf on way home from work. Mid-week match on tv.

Thursday: PGA golf on tv.  Possible Euro league match on telly.

Friday: Weekly grocery shopping. Driving range on way home. PGA golf on tv.

Saturday: Golf. Ironing, Hoovering, mow the lawn.

Sunday: Cycling.  Championship football. 9 holes of golf in evening.

Are you no tinvolved in your Club in any capacity?

Yeah he is.......... His Golf Club

[laoislad]

Does no one do any riding?

If you have a designated night for it lad you're with the wrong woman....

There's a right woman?

[Hardy]

Monday: Who knows? No golf.
Tuesday: The world's my oyster. Tennis in the evening. Golf? Nah.
Wednesday: More of no golf.
Thursday: Tennis. Probably pints. A pile of other stuff facilitated by the no golf.
Friday: Something special for dinner. Nice wine. Golf? No. All day.
Saturday: No plans. So much no golf that anything could happen.
Sunday: Tennis, football, pints, anything but golf.

Golf is like smoking. I'm delighted I gave it up, but will regret forever that I ever took it up in the first place.

Why did you give it up? All I can do these days is think about the next time I can get out!! Qualifying starting this weekend too...

With the wife off on maternity shortly I can get back to my early morning rounds where I'd nip to the course for about half 5 and get 15 holes in before work!!

- Too time consuming for not enough reward. Or, in my case, because I was so bad and never getting any better, no reward.
- Couldn't justify 4-6 hours away on a Saturday when there were kids at home I hardly saw for the rest of the week. Then, when the kids were gone, I didn't want to go back, because I was enjoying the no golf.
- Tennis.
- Plus, to my dismay, I found that golf clubs were full of f'n golfers. (I know some will say,"what about tennis clubs". People are grand in golf and tennis clubs, but I've found tennis people don't spend two hours over pints describing their cross-court topspin forehand winner in the second set. And I actually like that game. And it only take 90 minutes and you get more exercise than three weeks of golf.)

[illdecide]

How much time does a man need 

Heard iidecide only needs 3 minutes.

Correct and that's on a good day...