Diesel Dippers

[tyrone girl]

I work for HMRC?

Now you tell me! Where were u last may when i needed a hand.

[theskull1]

What  ? You wanted to subvert the law???

[Final Whistle]

I work for HMRC?

I can confirm that he does. He was always keen to be dipping boys pipes for them. 

[Candyman]

Not unless HMRC are interested in saving money via their telecommunications or do you do a bit of moonlighting?

We use google apps & GPS to catch those evading fuel duty. 

[Onion Bag]

Not unless HMRC are interested in saving money via their telecommunications or do you do a bit of moonlighting?

We use google apps & GPS to catch those evading fuel duty. 

and the GAABOARD

[Candyman]

Correct Sir... people really do leave themselves open for detection!!

[tyrone girl]

Id need to watch myself then wouldnt i   

[illdecide]

Id need to watch myself then wouldnt i   

Yes or the Armagh man will dip your Tyrone ass

[el_cuervo_fc]

Correct Sir... people really do leave themselves open for detection!!

I always knew you were a Cnut

[Candyman]

Correct Sir... people really do leave themselves open for detection!!

I always knew you were a Cnut

Ach now.... such language!! A CNUT is a useful thing is it not? 
Like my avatar... thats me hard at work on the Battleford Road yesterday!!! 

[pebble-dasher]

They've covered some ground in the last few days,
Lavey, Maghera, Swatagh, Bellaghy, Portglenone, all round arboe coalisland direction, heard they were at jordanstown entrance all morning aswell.

Are many people now switching to clear?
Havent heard yet of many being caught

[STREET FIGHTER]

A lad i work with has a top of the range BMW which he runs on the red stuff.

I hope he gets caught.....

Now why would you want that ?
Never would think of using the Red but if anyone does I hope they aren't caught out.

Good luck to them.

If he can afford a BMW he can afford to run it legally.

[sweeper]

In short... That's Manure!! Red, Green, Kero... You will get done for the lot!! The fine is £505 for the first offence and they'll lift the motor if you can't pay on the spot.

You seem pretty sure about this candyman yet I know of one person who was detected on green, did not pay a fine on the spot and did not have their veichle seized. They ignored the fine imposed and 2 years later no formal action has been taken. How is this "manure"? There must be something to it??

So my friend was lucky then??

[armaghniac]

They ignored the fine imposed and 2 years later no formal action has been taken. How is this "manure"? There must be something to it??

Sweeper, fill her up with green and head up to one of these checkpoints and see what happens. You'll be doing GAABoard a favour.

[sweeper]

They ignored the fine imposed and 2 years later no formal action has been taken. How is this "manure"? There must be something to it??

Sweeper, fill her up with green and head up to one of these checkpoints and see what happens. You'll be doing GAABoard a favour.

I have a petrol car, but I will tell my friend to do it