Funny Mobile Texts

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This one is funny but very cruel :

Patrick Swayze said today he won't be making a remake of Dirty Dancing but he might do a remake of Ghost in five weeks or so.

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Police diggin in Jersey have found Michael Jacksons other glove

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PSNI stop a drunk driver.

Can you blow into the bag sir ?

Man produces a letter from his Doctor saying he's Asthmatic and cant blow into the bag.

Ok says the cop - come with us to the hospital and get a blood test.

Out comes another letter stating the mans anaemic and cant give blood.

Ok says the cop down to the station for a urine sample.

The man then produces a letter from Gerry Adams - under the Good Friday Agreement you're not allowed to take the piss out of Catholics...