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johnnycool

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #3120 on: April 13, 2022, 04:12:49 PM »
Absolutely devastated.
7 years of medical training and hard work resulting in a friend being struck off for a minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients. He is no longer able to continue in the prof he loves.
A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #3121 on: April 13, 2022, 04:25:54 PM »

armaghniac

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #3122 on: September 04, 2022, 07:15:05 PM »
This guy was walking along the street and he saw a sign "Freshly made sandwiches 4, w**k 10". So he went into the shop and there was a beautiful woman there.

He said, are you the woman providing the w**k, and she said yes, I am.

So he said, well then wash your hands I want a ham and cheese sandwich.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #3123 on: September 16, 2022, 08:01:07 PM »
I asked the Doctor
'Is my overweight due to my underactive thyroid?'
He said 'No, it's due to your overactive knife and fork'

If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #3124 on: December 03, 2022, 12:19:20 AM »



If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #3125 on: January 23, 2023, 03:40:03 PM »

If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B