Things that make you go What the F**k?

[AZOffaly]

Mr Smith said the man had chosen to remain anonymous because he had a "fairly good job" in Northern Ireland and did not want to be embarrassed by his friends, work colleagues, or members of the GAA Discussion Board.

Fixed that for you.

I didn't know Laoislad did a good nordie accent?

[supersarsfields]

Man lands £7,500 lap dancing bill
Last updated 44 minutes ago


Councillor David Smith said efforts by the man to recoup some of his money from Spearmint Rhino had so far been unsuccessful
A councillor in Bournemouth has said a lap dancing club took advantage of a man from Northern Ireland who ended up with bill for £7,500.

The man, who did not want to give his name, visited the Spearmint Rhino club in Bournemouth during a stag weekend.

He admits he was drunk while visiting the club, but said that they exploited him when he was in a vulnerable state.

Councillor David Smith said efforts by the man to recoup some of his money had so far been unsuccessful.

"He is clearly annoyed about the way he was treated when he went into the club," he said.

"This was some 15 months ago and he got quite inebriated and he admits that he had far too much to drink and he went in there and he seemed to get separated from his friends and then the exploitation took over."

Mr Smith explained how the man ended up £7,500 out-of-pocket.

"The way it works is a bit like a casino because when you go in and once you decide you want some fun with the girls as it were, you buy chips, I think they call them Rhino chips, so you sign your credit card and they bring you chips and when the girls perform their acts upon you, or whatever it is they do, you pay them with chips," he said.

Foolish
"It seems they kept bringing him the credit card machine to sign and they kept giving him chips and he kept handing them over to the girls and in the course of doing that they went through two or three of his credit cards and took seven and a half thousand pounds in the process.

The councillor said the man acknowledged that he had been foolish.

"He admits that he is foolish, but there is also I think a duty of care by any establishment in any walk of life that you don't take advantage of vulnerable people and in the state he was in, he was clearly vulnerable. One could argue they should have known better than to do that."

Mr Smith said the man had chosen to remain anonymous because he had a "fairly good job" in Northern Ireland and did not want to be embarrassed by his friends or work colleagues.

"Since this case has been highlighted in the press, at least two other people have come forward to say exactly the same," Mr Smith added.

The BBC contacted Spearmint Rhino in Bournemouth, but no-one answered the phone, so they were unable to get any response from them.

BBC © 2014

The intrepid investigative effort by the BBC sorta fizzles out there at the end.

In fairness there's not much you can do against that level of cunning.

[ziggysego]

Mr Smith said the man had chosen to remain anonymous because he had a "fairly good job" in Northern Ireland and did not want to be embarrassed by his friends, work colleagues, or members of the GAA Discussion Board.

Fixed that for you.

I didn't know Laoislad did a good nordie accent?

[armaghniac]

Close escape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uYxxCHnzyHU

[Hardy]

Check this out. A Purviance pyramid gets rid of chemtrails which, as we all know, are not water vapour, as the evil scientists would have you believe, but biological agents being crop-dusted over us to keep us under control.

It also prevents man-made earthquakes (I bet you didn't even know about them) and has other powers too - it's healing the Fukushima region right now.

Not only all that, but it's effective against scalar weapon (HAARP) attacks. I don't know what they are - I only have so much time to work all this stuff out for you - but you'll know them if you see them, because apparently they look like antennas like HAARP, and also the Purviance Pyramid!

It's all here.

And it definitely works on the chemtrails - see the proof at 6:35-6:45.

[heganboy]

Hardy,
where in the name of feck did you find that, It's genius...

[Tony Baloney]

Seems like a perfectly rational individual, Hardy!

[Billys Boots]

Some pearls of anti-science wisdom there alright - our god-botherers will be impressed. 

[muppet]

No more Super Storms!  No more tornadoes!  No more hurricanes! (droughts? - need more research on drought attacks.)

Jebus I hope they hurry up with the Drought mod! Those super-hurricane-tornado-droughts are savage altogether.

[Tony Baloney]

No more Super Storms!  No more tornadoes!  No more hurricanes! (droughts? - need more research on drought attacks.)

Jebus I hope they hurry up with the Drought mod! Those super-hurricane-tornado-droughts are savage altogether.

Get your pyramid built. Together we can stop the rain.

[muppet]

No more Super Storms!  No more tornadoes!  No more hurricanes! (droughts? - need more research on drought attacks.)

Jebus I hope they hurry up with the Drought mod! Those super-hurricane-tornado-droughts are savage altogether.

Get your pyramid built. Together we can stop the rain.

I just built one of these this afternoon but it doesn't seem to work, unless of course it is exclusively for ending droughts. Any ideas?

I set it up in the back bedroom using a cycling machine, as my normal bike has been sabotaged by purveyors of chemtrails via their usual tactic of punturosis. Anyway when I engage the cycling machine/purviance pyramid things seem ok for a while (i.e. no tornados or hurricanes) until suddenly this vortex appears and a voice tells me to 'cop the f*ck on with yourself and gimme back my mops'. Does this happen anyone else and does anyone know what it can mean?

[seafoid]

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/8b8bfbce-2f77-11e4-a79c-00144feabdc0.html

After some volatility around the midterms, the stock market has historically settled into a very strong year in the third year of the presidential cycle, according to an analysis by Jeff Hirsch, editor of the Stock Trader's Almanac

[seafoid]

This sounds very like the other Fi Fa- Fianna Fail

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/391e3272-6b17-11e4-be68-00144feabdc0.html

"Fifa's attempt to clear Russia and Qatar to run the next two World Cups was plunged into controversy when the man chosen to probe corruption allegations over the bidding process accused football's governing body of misrepresenting his findings.

After four years of fending off graft allegations, Fifa announced it was keeping faith with Russia as host in 2018 and Qatar in 2022, concluding that any improper behaviour in the bidding process was "of very limited scope".

The conclusions stem from an investigation by US lawyer Michael J. Garcia into corruption allegations surrounding the 2010 vote by Fifa's executive committee to choose the two tournaments' hosts. But publication of a 42-page summary prompted Mr Garcia, who chairs Fifa's investigatory chamber, to issue an explosive statement distancing himself from the findings.

The summary, he said, "contains numerous materially incomplete and erroneous representations of the facts and conclusions" he had compiled in his own report. He added that he would appeal against the findings to the Fifa appeal committee."

[heganboy]

This is a failed kick start project

Kickended compiles all the projects that got zero funding


http://kickended.com/projects/1852687802/

A film documentary about the actual rediscovery of an ancient site that was used as an inter dimensional portal to other worlds.

We have found evidence that portals exist!We have found evidence that portals exist!


In the spring months of 2011, UFO researcher Nigel Mortimer witnessed an extraordinary event - two military jets that were chasing a silvery ball of light over the woodlands of Settle in North Yorkshire, England. Shortly afterwards, he watched a ghost like owl appear out of nowhere, it sat staring at him with large dark eyes, within those same woods. He soon found out that other locals in the township had been observing these same lightships descending into the treetops for years. Intrigued by these sightings, Nigel began to explore the woodland with his wife Helen, but they initially found nothing unusual apart from the massive outcrop of rock known as Castleberg, which hung silently, looming over the small market town for thousands of years. More UFO sightings were reported and all of them seemed to be originating from the wooded craggy slopes of that place. Nigel came across an old painting and map of the Settle area which showed something unusual at Castleberg which was no longer there; a line of four massive ancient standing stones that ran down the hillside. His further investigations revealed that in the 1600's the British government mysteriously made an effort to remove these stones and replace them with something else on the landscape which would erase all living memory of the original Settle Sun Dial. Four hundred years later, Nigel Mortimer rediscovered where the secret sun dial had been placed, why it had been covered up, removed from the landscape and what its true purpose was - A PORTAL to another world! The secret that inter dimensional portals exist has been kept hidden away from the general public. The elite know that this is the preferred mode of transportation into our reality for the ET visitors. The amazing video and photographic evidence that has been gained by the Mortimer's at this portal site is groundbreaking! No longer can the truth be hidden.....

WE NEED HELP TO BRING THIS TRUTH TO YOU!

"A few months after the portal site was rediscovered, I became very ill. I could not breath properly and all of my energy was zapped from my body. I was taken to hospital twice with these symptoms but no definite solution to my illness was found. I suffered that illness for two years. I thought I was going to die.... I did not tell the doctors that I had been cursed with this illness from a negative human spirit from the 1600's at the portal!"

Even though there had been many setbacks like this throughout 2011 to 2013, which included personal attacks by the local council, my self funded book on the portal being banned from all shops and libraries in the locality, and further psychic warnings, my wife and I continue to search for the truth. The illness has caused me to be unfit for physical work and so we have struggled on little income during this time, but even so, we have continued to work at the portal and spread the word about the amazing things we have discovered there.

Much of this documented video evidence will make up part of the whole story behind the documentary we will produce. In essence, we have already captured the heart of this story. Now we need more funds to finish shooting and editing the rest of this film during 2014, so that we can get it out into the world! It is so important that we do this soon - we understand now, that there are none human life forms which exist, that depend on this truth and They have been waiting a very long time to be invited into this physical realm!


ONE MORE UFO DOCUMENTARY... HOW WILL THIS ONE BE DIFFERENT?

When we said that this documentary will be groundbreaking, they were not empty words. There has never been a ground roots film like this one, which gives both an accurate account of the history behind the cover up of a real portal, but also goes on to describe with amazingly detailed evidence that portals like the one found at Settle are still being used by inter dimensional Beings. Many of them are like us, some of them rather stranger lifeforms.

Nigel Mortimer is no New Age weirdo, he has 30 years of UFO investigations and research under his belt and what happened to him at Settle was a shock to him! The extraordinary synchronicity of separate witnesses accounts from the portal site is only the tip of the iceberg. This will not be a typical UFO documentary. This film will show how history and science often converge into the phenomenal worlds of the paranormal. After viewing this film, science will not be able to simply ignore the truth. We hope that science will embrace it. The Mortimer's know what happened and aren't waiting for anyone to prove it to them. They have the evidence. More extraordinary than the evidence is the effect the whole experience has had on all of our lives and the impact it will have on the immediate future of humankind.

Nigel confronts negative energies at the portal...Nigel confronts negative energies at the portal...

Photographic Evidence from the portal can be viewed here:   https://plus.google.com/photos/112863780699861612176/albums/5928410803933528545?authkey=CMaJidueosTEFg

[Hardy]

Wow! It's a coded message from providence. I discover Purviance pyramids and the very next day somebody brings up Kickstarter. This is what I was born to do.