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#181
General discussion / PORTLAOISE HOSPITAL
November 23, 2007, 09:43:13 AM
Bud here has an article in this weeks Leinster Express about the health system.  Apart from that article it is time that this kip of a hospital was closed down, defumigated, restaffed and reopened as a service of the quality that the people of Laois and surrounding counties deserve. If I had a second chance and had been less distracted by the trauma side I would have sued this kip and closed it years ago.

My father, in his sixties, went for an x-ray for cancer.  They did not misread it. They lost it. They pretended they did not loose it and he was driven by taxi-minibus to Dublin by a bollox who told him that ihe was the driver and my dad was the patient and that he had the xray the surgeon he was going to meet required.  The driver had forgotton it and after my dad was driven around the country, all hospitals in Dublin including the Mater and Dunlaoire, he was driven home at 7pm.  As he said himself at the time, "I am nearlly dead from the hunger anyway because I was left sitting in the bus outside the hospitals and outside a pub while the driver had his lunch.  By the time my dad got to meet the surgeon, Mr Shaw, one year later, it was too late and he died. Before he died he told everyone in our family "if you can walk, or even crawl and you arrive at Portlaoise Hospital, keep crawling on your hands and knees until you get to another county hospital.

Incidently, the driver was later sacked for leaving patients in the minibus while he was in a pub.  That was much better fpor him than the fate he nearly met one day when he made a comment to me in St. Lukes Hospital about my Da!

Apart from mixing up two babies and sending them to the wrong homes, injecting an anesthetic wrongly and killing the patient, almost taking the leg off a wrong patient and other blunders I had two uncles that went into Portlaoise Hospital with tyhe same complaint, irregular heart beats.  Both came out in coffins and both died from infection.  The nurses cried, they knew what happened.

My mother went into Portlaoise and one day I was approached and told they could not operate because of the size of the tumour. Fair enough, except that up to that day we were never told she had a tumour or cancer despite being diagnosed for two years! My mother also died but not before I saw the disgrace thgat is Portlaoise Hospital for its dirt, innefficiency and third world service.  I saw a patient one day with his drip lead (canulae) lying on the floor until a nurse who was otherwise engaged (talking to another) asked a cleaner who was pushing a mopping trolley down the corridor - "Hey, x, will you plug back in Mrs so and so's drip there" and while he was passing he did, dirty hands and all.

Five years ago, my brother had a severe stroke. Where? In the council offices within five minutes of the county hospital.  The never attempted to give him a clot buster injection, no treatment at all. Into a bed and left him there until the following Tuesday and then drove him to Tullamore for a CT Scan because they have no scanner in Portlaoise, a hospital on the main railway link, main artery to Cork, Limerick and the west where a major accident of Buttevant proportions could occur at any time. After a month tyhey wanted my sister-in-law to sign an agreement to have him transferred to a nursing home in Mountmellick. They could do no more and he would not walk or talk again.  We refused to sign and after a campaign in the Herald and on RTE I suceeded in getting him the treatment he required.  Today, my brother walks and talks and drinks pints and lives a reasonably normal life, very reasonable compared to the hand he was being dealt from the kip that is Port;laoise hospital.

Mortar Monaghan of the Columbia Three is currently doing the rounds having his book signed. If I thought he had any of the rubbery stuff left over and if I could get my hands on it and have all patients and nurses and doctors at a safe distance I would gladly go to jail for giving Portlaoise Hospital the lift it now requires, that being, a lift oif about ten metres off the ground.
#182
...he can get Fergal Byron to come out of retirement and play in goal  :D
#183
GAA Discussion / Bank Of Ireland Sponsorship
November 21, 2007, 08:32:06 AM
Bank of Ireland are no longer the sponsor of the football - I think, or if looking at their share prices tumble they won't be soon anyway. Me wonders if the new sponsor will be an Insurance Company like Allianze who sponsor the league.  If that were to be the case the GAA should do a deal with both sponsors whereby inter county players and those that train with their county teams be looked after with cheaper car insurance. A lot of young lads between 18 and 21 are paying house mortgage prices for car insurance and incentives like this for players would make the need for the GPA redundant.  If Gaelic Telecom can provide incentives for every gaa member then a database for county players would be easy.  I know I woukd be pretty pissed off if I was a responsible young lad of 18yrs looking at Allianze advertising hoardings around me while I gave my all in training or in Croke Park and then have to bite the bullet at the annoyance of having to pay up to Euro, 2000,00 in insurance for the privelage of driving a car of half that value.

I am sure that statistics will show that your average young gaa player is a safer bet than the boy racers. The other advantage would be when a young lad wants to buy a car the Da would be telling him, grab yourself a hurl son and get down to the Gaa club or you wont be getting it !
#184
Remember early in the year, or was it last year when Dublin were (or at least they thought they were) strong contenders for the Alll Ireland and it was mooted that they wanted two teams to contest the championship?  Is that idea now abandoned and what was it derived from? Was it because of population or where did the idea come from and where did it go or has it been binned because they have no hope of winning Sam with the one team they have.  And what happened Cork, were they not going to do the same?

Also, has anyone got information on the software program being released for GAA training and monitoring training methods that is being, or has been released.
#186
GAA Discussion / Mick O'Dwyer
November 05, 2007, 09:34:37 AM
The cute hoor, the wily ould Micko, the rougeish Micko, the Maestro, etc, etc, all attributes to Micko The Great.  But was he more than that? Was he a traitor to Laois to be sitting in the K Club (we choose the venue because if anyone saw us they would think we were playing golf) discussing leaving Laois and going to manage the Dubs while at the same time he was in the middle of the season with us?  What kind of manager would sit down and discuss leaving the county he was managing to jump camp and talk with the executive members of a county he was going to be playing in a provincial final a few weeks later?
#187
GAA Discussion / Quantas Airline to Sponsor Laois
November 03, 2007, 08:52:10 AM
If Quantas Airlines are not the sponsors of Laois this year they should.  Them Aussie f**kers have persuaded Brendan Quigley to return to play with Cartlon and he is flying out in two weeks.  Colm Begley is remaining in Australia and now, worst news of all is the fact that they have targeted Zach Tuohy, he who scored goal of the year against Derry in the Minor All-Ireland.  He is reported to be going out after he completes his school certificate, aptly called, The Leaving.

With Fergal Byron after announcing his retirement, Begley, Quigley and Tuohy on the move this is a serious chunk of our team that have dissapeared and don't be surprised if Donie Kingston doesn't do the same.

Tough times ahead for our little county with only a few clubs to pick a county team from.
#188
GAA Discussion / Thanks Fergal
November 03, 2007, 08:36:12 AM
Fergal Byron has announced his retirement from intercounty football.

Thanks Fergal for your loyal commitment to the county and particularly one time when you had other more serious  and personal commitments.
The long kick outs and your match winning saves will be what I will remember you for, particularly the save that won us the last Leinster.



#189
General discussion / Anyone see the horse racing thread?
November 01, 2007, 12:55:04 PM
Gone? 

#190
General discussion / Euro or Sterling ?
October 31, 2007, 11:16:25 AM
Considering we are agreeing to join a brit police force and do all things to embrace the peace process us Mexicans down here woulkd like to know what you Alaskans would think if Bertie made a request that we only have one curency on the island of Ireland?  If it was subject to a vote and if you live in the six northern counties of Ireland would you vote (A) to retain sterling or (B) to agree to change to Euro?

Just curious  so A or B please, or put another way, will ye want the GPA to pay ye in (a) sterling or (b) euro?
#191
GAA Discussion / Kilkenny County Final i
October 29, 2007, 07:21:11 PM
Is on Setanta now although I doubt if any of ye Alaskans up there will want to watch it.  The commentator is a laugh though
#192
Hurling Discussion / Dub and Kilkenny SHC Finals
October 25, 2007, 09:17:31 AM
Best of luck to Ballyboden St. Enda's tomorrow night when they play Vincents in the Dub SHC Final.  It would be great to see Keaney be on the first team to win the championship for Ballyboden. He is  another example of what happens hurling when players are more or less frog marched off to play football and told to forget about hurling, my belief being that in any business if you have a surplus on one side of the balance sheet and a deficit on the other, you balance the books and so it should be with hurling and football.

The Cats's web page says the following about tickets for Sundays County Final as to where tickets are available from:

Quote1.  Government Buildings, Hebron Road:
2.  Mc Evoys Gate Hebron Road Stiles 9 to 16.
3.  McGuinness's, O'Loughlin Road:
4.  Supporters Club Wagon, The Angle Car Park, O'Loughlin Road

The GAA need to do something like this for this years Leinster Final. Quite frankly I think that if this years Leinster Final is a no show from a supporters point of view then it will be the end of hurling outside of the Quarter Finals and Finals.  Those who support hurling are a different bunch from football, they are not armed with credit cards and laptops with access to Ticketmaster on their tractors down in Ballinakill where I come from and there is no doubt about it whatsoever that if it is advertised properly that tickets for this years Leinster Final are available outside the ground on the day then there could be at least a crowd and an athmosphere at the Final. 

Rant over as they say.
#193
General discussion / What Band Would You Put In Croker
October 24, 2007, 04:54:42 PM
Ok, so you are Denis Desmond for a day and you are given the task of putting on a gig in Croke Park.  What band would you choose - outside of any bands that have played there already.

I suppose we will get the Wolfe Tones but however, I be interested to see who you think would draw the biggest crowd.
#194
GAA Discussion / GAA Managers Apply for Stauntons Job
October 19, 2007, 10:25:30 AM
Mick O'Dwyer.

Yerra, I would have put my name in the hat two years ago except that I thought I was getting the Louth job but ended up in Wicklow.  Now Staunton can have that and I'll have his job. Anyway, I have done all I can with GAA county teams, yerra Iv'e been in so many different counties managing teams I am like some kind of traveling messiah. Some of the meeja refer to me as an ould rogue but don't mind them, I want to do this job for my love of football.  Aye, I like a challenge and a change, that's what keeps me going. As regards the team, well as I always say, the talent is there already and all they need is a bit of motivation. I know I can bring them that motivation, forty five laps every night five nights a week, that sort of think that I brought to Laois.

Ger Loughnane.
Well now you don't know me if you think I am not suitable for this job.  This job, John, this job, this job is exactly what I have been waiting for because this job needs a man like me to change this team around. There is no physicality in the team, tell me this John, how long is it since one player got a red card, even a yellow card, even tackled another player? If they are not getting yellow cards they are not physical enough and if they are not physical enough they need to bring more physicality into their game. Sorry, did I mention the word physical more than once?. I would bring this team to a firing range and give them shotguns to fire at oil cans with Harry Bo...sorry, Roy Keanes head on them and if I can't win a world cup with them in two years then I will resign.

Pillar Caffrey
If you ask me am I interested in the job the answer is yes. Any other question? Yes I would need to be allowed pick my own backroom team, all thirty five of them including sports scientists, etc. Any other question? Yes, I would make changes, major changes and this idea of Robbie Keane doing cartwheels when he scored a goal is, I am glad to see, gone from his game. I would not tolerate that at all wherever they get their showboating ideas from.  The team needs to be fired up before they come on the field which they are clearly not, they don't even go down to the Hill end to wave at the crowd and the reality is they have won nothing in the last ten years or so and they need to be reminded of this so I can do the job. No more questions.