help with a lady

[full back]

Drinking Harp's advice is probably the best but I will give you an alternative
Dont text her all week, wait until Saturday when you go for a few pints. Its obvious you arent interested in her as a person when you mention her bad boys, so text her while you are boozing & arrange to meet up later that night.
If she says yeah, you are in, if not fcuk it, you have the rest of the night to get yourself sorted

[The Gs Man]

Text her a picture of your tool.

[fitzroyalty]

Text her a picture of your tool.

seriously don't..talkin from experience

[illdecide]

Text her a picture of your tool.

seriously don't..talkin from experience

Paint shop pro...should do the trick...

[thebandit]

Well youngfella, any updates?

[fitzroyalty]

i have an even bigger problem...fat ride last night  im devestated

[ziggysego]

She's probably just as devastated as you

[fitzroyalty]

She's probably just as devastated as you

doubt it, she didnt fck off til this mornin

[illdecide]

Did you surf the roles of fat then???Bet you thought you were on a water bed...lol

[bingobus]

Youngfella,

No sign of him, maybe he is taking it easy for a week between the big boys!!

If not, text her and tell her that you think you might be with child and you need her support.

[fitzroyalty]

Did you surf the roles of fat then???Bet you thought you were on a water bed...lol

didn't know whether to laugh or cry tbh..

don't get me wrong like, big gal's need luvin too... just not off me

[leenie]

fitz from the way u spout of on here........... you must think you're some looker...

[illdecide]

fitz from the way u spout of on here........... you must think you're some looker...

Leenie, Fitz is the man...I bet that fat bird thought it was her birthday landing a catch like Fitz

[ziggysego]

Sounds like you wish it was your birthday illdecide...

[fitzroyalty]

fitz from the way u spout of on here........... you must think you're some looker...

actually don't,maybe i just didn't emphasise how much of a moose she actually was..seriously the tide wouldnt take her out!

illdecide, christmas came early for her