You know what really grinds my gears?

[ziggysego]

You're reading a document at work and get an itchy nose. You scratch your nose. A few minutes, you wet your finger to turn the paper and get a mouth full of snot! 

[tyrone girl]

Thought u said u scratched your nose not picked it

[Archie Mitchell]

You scratch your nose, or pick your nose? Do you not remember the pick, roll and flick trick?

[ziggysego]

The itch was up the nostril. I did flick, just not very well as I discovered.

[full back]

Dirty wee man ziggy, dirty wee man

[tyrone girl]

Jesus ziggy between picking your nose and shyting round women ud be some catch 

[ziggysego]

Why, you interested?  

[High Wide and Handsome]

not shaking the wee man well enough

[tyrone girl]

wee being the operative word

[ziggysego]

wee being the operative word

OMG, you wee git! 

[tyrone girl]

 

[High Wide and Handsome]

wee being the operative word

so tyrone girl, have we encountered each other before? 

[tyrone girl]

I would like to think not 

[Archie Mitchell]

Your lucky you haven't fell in with HWAH before.

[maggie]

People who have a take-away (in their car i presume) and then proceed to throw the empty containers all along the side of the road. USE A BIN FFS!