You know what really grinds my gears?

[maggie]

People who say/write 'Happy Xmas'.

[ziggysego]

Me too maggie. Feckin' hate it.

[Tony Baloney]

People who say/write 'Happy Xmas'.

What exactly is the problem with this? I've seen Zig moaning about this before.

[ziggysego]

People who say/write 'Happy Xmas'.

What exactly is the problem with this? I've seen Zig moaning about this before.

You're taking the Christ out of CHRISTmas and Christmas is ALL ABOUT Christ!!

*exhales* There, got it out of my system

[Tony Baloney]

Aye but xmas is shorter to write. The x is from greek for christos. Someone didn't randomly abbreviate Christmas with an x! Anyone it's all about Mr. Claus anyway.

[Gaffer]

Two hooding scumbags attempted to break into the car of a man I know, last night. He caught them in the act and beat the shite out of them. The wee f**kers made their way to the local peeler station and reported the man. Peelers arrive at his door an hour after the incident and lift him. He spends the night in the cells. He is charged with GBH and is looking at 2 years (2nd offence. Involved in a street fight 15 years ago). Two wee w**kers get off scot free.

What the f**k?

Know what you mean, Hardstation. It is ridiculous that he may be done for it.

Hope the wee b******s are in pain today and forever shunned by their own community!!!

[Treasurer]

Being on lock-up duty and somehow managing to go home without even closing the door - never mind setting the alarm, resulting in the boss creeping around this morning with a frying pan.....

(Maybe this should be in the dumb thread )

[SidelineKick]

I HATE locking up.

"Lights? Off. Computers? Off. Lights in the toilets? Off. Computers? Still off. Lights in the toilets are they definitely off? Yes. Close door. Locked? yes. Try again. Still locked. Peer in through window, lights? Seem to be off. Maybe I'll go in and check once more. Yes all off. Close door. Locked? yes. Get into car. Look for lights on whilst driving by"

I get very paranoid with that sorta stuff!

[Treasurer]

I HATE locking up.

"Lights? Off. Computers? Off. Lights in the toilets? Off. Computers? Still off. Lights in the toilets are they definitely off? Yes. Close door. Locked? yes. Try again. Still locked. Peer in through window, lights? Seem to be off. Maybe I'll go in and check once more. Yes all off. Close door. Locked? yes. Get into car. Look for lights on whilst driving by"

I get very paranoid with that sorta stuff!

Don't forget the electric heaters!! 

[The Real Laoislad]

I HATE locking up.

"Lights? Off. Computers? Off. Lights in the toilets? Off. Computers? Still off. Lights in the toilets are they definitely off? Yes. Close door. Locked? yes. Try again. Still locked. Peer in through window, lights? Seem to be off. Maybe I'll go in and check once more. Yes all off. Close door. Locked? yes. Get into car. Look for lights on whilst driving by"

I get very paranoid with that sorta stuff!

Don't forget the electric heaters!! 

Why don't you put them on a timer...

[full back]

Dirty b4stards in work p1ssing all over the toilet seat

[Minder]

Dirty b4stards in work p1ssing all over the toilet seat

You should just use the gents instead Fullback.........

[full back]

Dirty b4stards in work p1ssing all over the toilet seat

You should just use the gents instead Fullback.........

These w4nkers dont have urinals in the gents

[SidelineKick]

I HATE locking up.

"Lights? Off. Computers? Off. Lights in the toilets? Off. Computers? Still off. Lights in the toilets are they definitely off? Yes. Close door. Locked? yes. Try again. Still locked. Peer in through window, lights? Seem to be off. Maybe I'll go in and check once more. Yes all off. Close door. Locked? yes. Get into car. Look for lights on whilst driving by"

I get very paranoid with that sorta stuff!

Don't forget the electric heaters!! 

Why don't you put them on a timer...

I'm not the boss 

[SidelineKick]

Dirty b4stards in work p1ssing all over the toilet seat

You should just use the gents instead Fullback.........

These w4nkers dont have urinals in the gents

Like Tommys, if you want a piss go to the gents, if you want a shite...ladies it is!