You know what really grinds my gears?

[pintsofguinness]

have a hot water bottle meself and now slightly concerned........
pints surely with yourself there, a hot water bottle should not be required.

I was only allowed in to the bed because it was a cold night.

Do you normally sleep on the floor?

No the couch but she was on the couch cos the bed was wet.

[ziggysego]

[Niall Quinn]

Slang.
Makes it nigh on impossible to impart to people in work that the pond on your new farm is infested by beaver.

[The Real Laoislad]

Happy Birthday fullback i know its sometime around now or lastweek

[T O Hare]

 BBC radio Fivelive on MW

[Minder]

When people (usually the female species) say "i cant believe its only 6,5,4,3, 2 weeks to Christmas." The last time i checked Christmas is always on the same date.

[Canalman]

The same rehashed paper articles which appear in the papers this time of the year about Christmas parties.... people drinking too much and making a show of themselves, office affairs,abusing the boss etc etc. Lazy lazy journalism.

[SidelineKick]

This mornings black ice.  Jesus it was serious, nearly put the car in the hedge about 5 times, hen when I got to the road where the offices are, it could not be driven up.  Did a massive detour to come in from the other side only to do a full circle and end up at the bottom of the road again!  By the time I got round though it was gritted by some good neighbours so alls well that ends well.  Half an hour late for work mind you.

[Franko]

The 'Happy Brithday XXXXX' threads that people insist on starting - can we have one thread where anyone can wish anyone else happy birthday.  Do we really need a thread for each individual ffs...

If you dont like it, dont open it

I dont.  Doesn't make me dislike them any less though.

[ziggysego]

People who approach you and say "I bet you don't remember me" and then get all thick when you don't.

[SidelineKick]

People who approach you and say "I bet you don't remember me" and then get all thick when you don't.

Did that happen you today Ziggy? 

[Puckoon]

People who approach you and say "I bet you don't remember me" and then get all thick when you don't.

I find - "I wish I could forget you" works wonders.

[ziggysego]

People who approach you and say "I bet you don't remember me" and then get all thick when you don't.

Did that happen you today Ziggy? 

It did, around 5ish.

She said she met me one night in Enniskillen. I told her it was over 6 years since I was out in Enniskillen. Still don't remember her.

[maggie]

coughing like i smoke 40 cigs a day.
so much so that it now hurts to breathe.

[ziggysego]

What did I tell you last night maggie? Go to bed with a hot drink and stay there.

Take a sickie on Thursday and have a long weekend.