You know what really grinds my gears?

[gallsman]

Machines which give change in the smallest denominations possible

Is it just me or have supermarket self checkout machines (I'm looking at you SuperValu) changed over the last year to ensure they do this? I used to dump all my change into them as payment and would get some convenient coins back but doesn't work any more.

[macdanger2]

Sportspeople announcing their retirement months in advance, what ever happened to just retiring without wanting all this bloody fanfare

[brokencrossbar1]

Sportspeople announcing their retirement months in advance, what ever happened to just retiring without wanting all this bloody fanfare

Books to sell!

[muppet]

Sportspeople announcing their retirement months in advance, what ever happened to just retiring without wanting all this bloody fanfare

Books to sell!

Journalists asking the same question over and over again.

[Orior]

Pictures or videos of natural animal predators but posing together.

Like a cat and budgie, and the cat's natural instinct is to eat the fecking thing.

[Eamonnca1]

Pictures or videos of natural animal predators but posing together.

Like a cat and budgie, and the cat's natural instinct is to eat the fecking thing.

Like this, you mean?

[Orior]

Exactly.

[muppet]

Pictures or videos of natural animal predators but posing together.

Like a cat and budgie, and the cat's natural instinct is to eat the fecking thing.

[CD]

Pictures or videos of natural animal predators but posing together.

Like a cat and budgie, and the cat's natural instinct is to eat the fecking thing.

Made me laugh Muppet!👍🏻

[JoG2]

when someone (usually supporting the team which are huge favourites) say 'at the end of the day its 15 v 15' or '[enter team name] can only pick 15 players' blah blah blah   eg Dublin v Westmeath this weekend. Absolute baloney of the highest order

[Niall Quinn]

Captain Feathersword from The Wiggles.

[winghalfun]

Giving £2.00 to a Big Issue seller and them getting pissed off that you actually want a copy. Just go and f**king beg.

[Soup an Samajiz]

"fuckin put the ball in!!"

the natural call of ballbags across the country

[Soup an Samajiz]

And marzipan... ruins everything

Feckin marzipan

[Eamonnca1]

People half eating - half working at their desk and taking over an hour to eat a plate of food. Go away and take half an hour to concentrate on eating the damn stuff, you're not going to be any more productive picking at it like a bird. And don't get me started on the slapping, crunching and grinding noises you're making everyone else listen to.