You know what really grinds my gears?

[muppet]

People saying "in fairness" as if that validates what they're saying, even when it comes before or after an unbelievably stupid statement.

People saying "I've said it before and I'll say it again" as if repetition makes their statement any more valid.

You're probably right in fairness

'With all due respect' <followed by a completely disrespectful monologue>

[CD]

He's a 'serious' player! Surely they're all taking it seriously. A favourite phrase of Kevin McStay!

[Eamonnca1]

"Without being racist..." [followed by a blatant racist tirade]

[michaelg]

People posting on social media or saying something in general conversation like Legend / tune etc, followed by "That is all". 

[pullhard]

"Without being racist..." [followed by a blatant racist tirade]

Don't take this the wrong way....

[haranguerer]

While we're at it, people mis-spelling sayings they've heard.

It's 'hear hear', and 'en route'

[pullhard]

watching the game the other day in the pub, kids were running riot. Control them parents!

[ONeill]

While we're at it, people mis-spelling sayings they've heard.

It's 'hear hear', and 'en route'

Hmmm.

When I'm calling the wife over it's 'here, here'.

[Eamonnca1]

"Without being racist..." [followed by a blatant racist tirade]

Don't take this the wrong way....

No offence, but...

[ziggysego]

"So it is"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9gslDr81tw

[Black Card]

watching the game the other day in the pub, kids were running riot. Control them parents!

I don't believe kids should be brought into pubs.

[haranguerer]

While we're at it, people mis-spelling sayings they've heard.

It's 'hear hear', and 'en route'

Hmmm.

When I'm calling the wife over it's 'here, here'.

Aye, but you're whistling between the 'heres', thats different entirely 

[seafoid]

"So it is"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9gslDr81tw

Davy Fitz is very fond of that too, so he is. Lookit.

[Orior]

There are also some new ones trying to break into this market. Shut the front door!

[the Deel Rover]

This craic of saying hon mayo, or hon galway drives me fecking mental