101 things to do with Oisin McConville's book

[Kerry Mike]

59. Rip off the front cover, and tape it to your forehead, Hey presto you have a reflective orange headband for those dark winter evenings.

[Kerry Mike]

60. You gotto know when to hold them, know when to fold them........I folded it after the first page in the shop. 

[Over the Bar]

61.  When this thread reaches it's natural conclusion, rush to Oisin's publishers and get it in print.   

[saffron sam2]

62. Use the page numbers to teach Over The Bar about big numbers, in particular what number follows 30.

[Kerry Mike]

63. Give a copy to Marc O'Se so he can put it in his arse pocket to get the author to sign it.

Most of Oisin's last appearance in Croke Park in an Armagh jersey in 06 was spent in the same O'Se arse pocket and being outscored from play by 2 point to Nil by a corner back 

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

64. Buy it, take all the words in it, and jumble them about at random... then see if there is any more truth in it after that.

65. Show it to some Oriental folk, just to demonstrate how unintelligible their writings might have been had they not chosen to use pictographs!

[Cloc Mor]

66. Since this is the only book he is likely to write (or get someone else to write on his behalf like this one) this is another one-in-a-row just like the the other one-in-a-row All-Ireland Senior title Armagh have managed to win.

[Over the Bar]

[Edited by Mod3]

[Balboa]

Bait a gullible fish with it or failing that bate yer wife with it? (after a bottle of buckie) 

I always call in when i see a comment about Mc Conville from you, the Mods are usually right behind you !

[ONeill]

67. Cut a hole straight through the middle of it and look at blades walking down the street.

[hheurebag]

trade er in at the bookies

[ziggysego]

69. Laugh because 69 is rude.

[Zapatista]

70. Judge it by it's cover (just for the hell of it).

[endaman]

Get Oisin some crayons from Santa and help him to colour it in

[ziggysego]

72. Approach the Ian Paisley Film Production to sell them the film rights.