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I just saw a walrus waddle across the 13th green

If someone shouted "GET IN THE HOLE!" on my follow through I'd wrap my club around the feckers head

Birdie for Perry. Cant see him dropping any shots on the run in.

Aye, looks like she fell from the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down, but she is a terrific singer.

Feking shite. And to think I had a bonus on Armagh in the spreads

Fat Bloke	Fat Bloke

Augusta look-a-likes...

Fred Couples	Sandra Bullock

Does Faldo not qualify for this as an ex-Green Jacket?

Or is he just shite?

says Doh!!!!!

Cats are dangerous b**tards too. I met one on the road last night and near put the car in the ditch trying to get it.

LOL

I reckon McIlroy will shoot about a 78 today, including 2 birdies and a disastrous 8 at Amen Corner. 

Foul Ref!

Your original list said snakes, not poisonous snakes 

Legend

This is what i think causes the most deaths. I would have thought that animals who live in isolation wont count cause harm cause not many GAA boarders live there.

1. Elephant
2. Mosquito
3. Cape Buffalo
4. Snakes
5. Box Jelly fish
6. Scorpion
7. Dog
8. Hippopotamus
9. Crocodiles
10 Lions/Big cats

I'd have my mother-in-law up there too.

Are there any videos of Peter Protestson giving Martina Purdy jip?