Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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Syferus

John Prenty must be running UEFA too forcing BVB to play less than 24 hours after nearly being blown to pieces.

seafoid

Quote from: yellowcard on April 13, 2017, 12:13:55 AM
Leicester City fans singing about Spanish b**tards, German bombers and ownership rights to Gibraltar in the middle of Madrid. Welcome to the post Brexit rise of British nationalism.
England is out of sync
https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/bedforawayfans?src=hash
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

lurganblue

Easter opening hours.

And while i'm here, the whole not eating meat but fish is ok craic for a couple of days in the year.

HiMucker

Quote from: lurganblue on April 14, 2017, 11:49:19 AM
Easter opening hours.

And while i'm here, the whole not eating meat but fish is ok craic for a couple of days in the year.
My Mother who was a devout catholic lived in South Africa for 4/5 years, went to confession in Capetown.  Afterwards the priest said to her.  "What was that bit about eating meat on Friday all about?"  She said is it not a sin?  He said that he never heard that one before.  Apparently it was introduced here to give the fish mongers a wee turn on a Friday

seafoid

Good Friday meat bans were torture before pasta
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

laoislad

I've two rib eye steaks in the fridge for tonight's dinner.
Had my usual Friday breakfast roll this morning also.
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

armaghniac

If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

AZOffaly

Quote from: laoislad on April 14, 2017, 12:15:12 PM
I've two rib eye steaks in the fridge for tonight's dinner.
Had my usual Friday breakfast roll this morning also.

Good man. A pure rebel. :)

armaghniac

Quote from: AZOffaly on April 14, 2017, 12:24:21 PM
Quote from: laoislad on April 14, 2017, 12:15:12 PM
I've two rib eye steaks in the fridge for tonight's dinner.
Had my usual Friday breakfast roll this morning also.

Good man. A pure rebel. :)

Too much protein altogether.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

laoislad

When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

PW Nally

Quote from: HiMucker on April 14, 2017, 11:57:20 AM
Quote from: lurganblue on April 14, 2017, 11:49:19 AM
Easter opening hours.

And while i'm here, the whole not eating meat but fish is ok craic for a couple of days in the year.
My Mother who was a devout catholic lived in South Africa for 4/5 years, went to confession in Capetown.  Afterwards the priest said to her.  "What was that bit about eating meat on Friday all about?"  She said is it not a sin?  He said that he never heard that one before.  Apparently it was introduced here to give the fish mongers a wee turn on a Friday
Saturday night was the weekly bath day so by Friday everyone was smelling so bad that it could be blamed on cooking oily fish on Friday.

StGallsGAA

Quote from: laoislad on April 14, 2017, 12:15:12 PM
I've two rib eye steaks in the fridge for tonight's dinner.
Had my usual Friday breakfast roll this morning also.

Wouldn't worry too much. Even if you do go straight to hell it will likely be a significant  upgrade to living in Laois!

Avondhu star

Quote from: yellowcard on April 13, 2017, 12:13:55 AM
Leicester City fans singing about Spanish b**tards, German bombers and ownership rights to Gibraltar in the middle of Madrid. Welcome to the post Brexit rise of British nationalism.
They might as well enjoy themselves while they still can use RyanAir and quick queue to get into the EU. In any case Leicester City fans wont have to worry too much about travelling to European games for long more
Lee Harvey Oswald , your country needs you

seafoid

The UK Government has stopped spending on YouTube ads after ads for the Home Office, the BBC and Transport for London appeared alongside hate mongering and homophobic videos

https://www.ft.com/content/04f8bf56-0b12-11e7-97d1-5e720a26771b

Google don't care

I was watching a video of Arlene defending the DUP position on gay marriage and on a panel alongside the video was an ad for luxury gay holidays in the Caribbean.
It must have been sponsored by SF. 
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

illdecide

Quote from: seafoid on April 15, 2017, 08:48:23 AM
The UK Government has stopped spending on YouTube ads after ads for the Home Office, the BBC and Transport for London appeared alongside hate mongering and homophobic videos

https://www.ft.com/content/04f8bf56-0b12-11e7-97d1-5e720a26771b

Google don't care

I was watching a video of Arlene defending the DUP position on gay marriage and on a panel alongside the video was an ad for luxury gay holidays in the Caribbean.
It must have been sponsored by SF.

So when are you going to the Caribbean
I can swim a little but i can't fly an inch