muppet's craption competition #159

[muppet]

[Orior]

Billie-Jean to her partner "who is that fellow in front? Is he an actor?"

Partner "no, he must be a doctor - he said he had a cure for you"

[T Fearon]

Billie Jean "Hasnt she got a mixed doubles partner called Martin?"

[BennyCake]

Thanks for the free Lesbian Box tickets, Martin. Ya wee bollix!

[muppet]

Billie-Jean: I feel a bit of a fruit surrounded by all of this orange.

[T Fearon]

Are Arlene's sunglasses Foster Grants?