Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:

Started by seafoid, March 23, 2017, 12:38:33 PM

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seafoid

via the Irish News
http://www.irishnews.com/lifestyle/2017/03/23/news/video-the-most-common-bad-behaviour-traits-of-dogs-in-northern-ireland-974779/

Barking at people coming to the door (60 per cent)
Barking at other dogs (49 per cent)
Jumping up at members of the household (44 per cent)
Begging for food (38 per cent)
Pulling when on the lead (35 per cent)

Specific problem of dogs from Tyrone :

Barking at RTE journalists (79%)
Lying down in front of mongrels in Dublin (95%)
Playing with balls and puking (100%)
Humping other dogs (7%)
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Orior

I asked the dogs in my street and they all knew the above already.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

seafoid

Would Unionist  dogs be better  trained than Republican/Nationalist dogs ?
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Aristo 60

Canavan Terrier - known for shedding hair.
McCann Poodle - known for snapping at anyone handling hair.

armaghniac

Quote from: seafoid on March 23, 2017, 02:57:26 PM
Would Unionist  dogs be better  trained than Republican/Nationalist dogs ?

No. They refuse to stand down and they bite their neighbours at every opportunity.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

stew

Quote from: armaghniac on March 23, 2017, 03:27:07 PM
Quote from: seafoid on March 23, 2017, 02:57:26 PM
Would Unionist  dogs be better  trained than Republican/Nationalist dogs ?

No. They refuse to stand down and they bite their neighbours at every opportunity.

Their shite is not picked up on walks from their dirty owners!
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

lawnseed

They usually tie their hair back in a ponytail so tight that their eyebrows are above their forehead then they wear a tight fitting shell suit that exposes their bulges and rides up their back to reveal their tattoo or bitch-stamp ruff ruff
A coward dies a thousand deaths a soldier only dies once

sid waddell

Knowing inside political information and the internal goings on in inter-county GAA dressing rooms, and leaking such to humans (100%).

Hardy


north_antrim_hound

I think my dog is from Tyrone
Every time I take him down for a walk around our pitch and there is hurling match on
He has this bemused look in his face and doesn't seem to have a clue as to what's going on
He also attacked a young guy who came to training wearing a Derry shirt
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets

Fear Bun Na Sceilpe

Quote from: north_antrim_hound on March 24, 2017, 01:39:31 PM
I think my dog is from Tyrone
Every time I take him down for a walk around our pitch and there is hurling match on
He has this bemused look in his face and doesn't seem to have a clue as to what's going on
He also attacked a young guy who came to training wearing a Derry shirt

Did the young boy give him the time honoured Derry to Tyrone boot in the balls

north_antrim_hound

Quote from: Fear Bun Na Sceilpe on March 24, 2017, 01:44:56 PM
Quote from: north_antrim_hound on March 24, 2017, 01:39:31 PM
I think my dog is from Tyrone
Every time I take him down for a walk around our pitch and there is hurling match on
He has this bemused look in his face and doesn't seem to have a clue as to what's going on
He also attacked a young guy who came to training wearing a Derry shirt

Did the young boy give him the time honoured Derry to Tyrone boot in the balls

No the young lad tried to pat him in the head and the dog just dropped to the ground as if he'd been shot
Talk about playing dead he was in the zone alright
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets

lawnseed

Quote from: north_antrim_hound on March 24, 2017, 01:50:07 PM
Quote from: Fear Bun Na Sceilpe on March 24, 2017, 01:44:56 PM
Quote from: north_antrim_hound on March 24, 2017, 01:39:31 PM
I think my dog is from Tyrone
Every time I take him down for a walk around our pitch and there is hurling match on
He has this bemused look in his face and doesn't seem to have a clue as to what's going on
He also attacked a young guy who came to training wearing a Derry shirt

Did the young boy give him the time honoured Derry to Tyrone boot in the balls

No the young lad tried to pat him in the head and the dog just dropped to the ground as if he'd been shot
Talk about playing dead he was in the zone alright
;D
A coward dies a thousand deaths a soldier only dies once

StGallsGAA

Willie Frazer, Gregory Campbell and Jim Allister  should have dog breeds named in their honour.