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Shocking news, thought it was a wind up but clearly not. Sincerest sympathies to his wife, kids, family and all who knew him.
Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam.

suck it up...........

its christmas....

Go on ya good thing

Can anyone help a damsel in distress ? Have a PC here which does not display all the graphics on most sites eg. the font size, colour and emoticons icons when writing emails from emails accounts are not displayed. Is it the crap graphics card or do I need do download another version of Windows XP ?

Some pillock alright. I bet he felt like a right clown afterwards. When people like this are elected to the Dail it shows the class of people that have voted them in!

Like Jackie Healy Rae?

Or John O'Donoghue

I didn't realise you got it that bad up in the north!

Is this the end of the black north ??

Quote from pints
  ''He was going with her 31 months??? That's nearly 3 years! How any man can be arsed trying to keep two women happy (especially when one looks like a man) is beyond me.  Maybe I'm just lazy.'''

Loooks  like  a  man ? Which one ?

The one with the shlong

Q.1. 10 points for the only man that got to drink out of the cup

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00p2jl2/An_Teorainn_Criochdheighilt_(Partition)/

Only available to those north of the Black Pig's dyke. 

[Tyrone don't exactly have small men either, be hard to name a couple of players under 6 foot]

Indeed, I remember thinking after the last 2 Connacht finals that the minors wouldn't go much further anyways and then sure enough the go all the way to the final.

Tyrone don't exactly have small men either, be hard to name a couple of players under 6 foot. I'm looking forward to see how Dempsey gets on with the U21s, i've high hopes for him.

Ryan McMenamin   5'10" 
David Harte          5'10"
Conor Gormley      5'11"
Phillip Jordan         5'11"
Brian Dooher        5'10"
Brian McGuigan     5'10"
Martin Penrose     5'10"
Stephen O'Neill     
Colm McCullugh    5' 8" 
Owen Mulligan     5'11"
PJ Quinn             5'10"

Sure he will be able to sell them as good quality Irish lamb, they are stamped to prove it 

Ewe better baaaalieve it

Look out Philip

Soon complaints will be received that the hoors are not permitted into male dressing rooms

Audience at Tommy Tiernan's best of tour

Subject: The Bathtub Test ...

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.  Do you want a bed near the window?"       

    ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
                           

Kildalkey hurlers in Meath and the Rathvilly footballers in Carlow won the junior and senior championships. Good going.