Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 15, 2008, 09:02:50 PM
Quote from: ExiledGael on May 15, 2008, 08:57:54 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 15, 2008, 08:51:06 PM
I was standing in queue in Tesco tonight, the woman in front of me asked me what colour I thought her shoes where!!!  :o  I don't I give the right answer. 
I turned around to avoid her and the oul boy behind me had a basket that contained, among other things, 8 packets Tesco Pork Pies (4 in  each packet)! 
What the f**k!

You do a lot of shopping.



LL - she was 55 if she was a day!

Introduce her to Laois Lad, she'd be his type, though a bit younger than Debbie Magee ;D
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Every evening, nearly.  You need fresh bread for your lunch - nothing worse than biting into your sandwich and the bread is stuck to the roof of your mouth!

Surreal Steve

when you walk in to your housemate pounding it furiously over gay porn :-[

ziggysego

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Surreal Steve

No, to my mate cracking off. I let him jizz all over my arse too when he was finished

Minder

Quote from: Surreal Steve on May 15, 2008, 10:08:48 PM
No, to my mate cracking off. I let him jizz all over my arse too when he was finished

Didhe wipe his dick on the curtain on the way out?
"When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us"

Surreal Steve

No, he didnt need to get out as it was his room.

ziggysego

So why did you go in there in the first place?
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Surreal Steve

I heard the moaning and wondered wtf was going on

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Surreal Steve

Aye but my i had lobache so wanted to go in and spit out my load

ziggysego

So you went into your gay flatmate's bedroom, from where you hear moaning? OK.  ;)
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Surreal Steve

Correct. Id ride you too ziggy, youre a cute wee hoor  :P

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