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Is Mitchell not a Carrickedmond man by birth?

Jesus. Where is the T'rone meltdown at this slight (however  )

"would you hurry up with the kickout goalie"

Longford pa blurts into life at the end of a Nat League Game as the opposition goalie takes his time with minutes to go.

All Ireland Semi -final 1977. Michael O'Heiher.

"There's 15 minutes still to play......alleluia"

Shur, we had a good day out. Largest ever collection of Longford people outside of Longford (probably...but cannot be sure of the story around The Famine)

Bad day at the office for Cathal Conefrey!

(We still beat them though, oh yes  )

Just getting this started.

O'Byrne Cup (and eh  , Shield) begin on Jnauary 7^th.

Longford are playing some Third Level shower in the first round. Who exactly hasn't been decided yet.

Can the glory days of 2000 be recaptured or will we have to settle for retaining the Shield in 2007 

Full Draw:

1.   Longford   v   3rd Level
2.   Offaly   v   3rd Level
3.   Laois   v   Kildare
4.   Louth   v   Meath
5.   Wicklow   v   Carlow
6.   Kilkenny    v   Wexford
7.   Westmeath  v   3rd Level
8.   Dublin   v   3rd Level

9.          1    v    2
10.        3    v    4
11.        5    v    6
12.        7    v    8

13.        9   v   10
14.       11   v   12

CRAOBH:    13    v    14

Dates:

ROUND I
    (Games     1   -   8 )............7.1.2007

ROUND II
    (Games     9   -   12).........14.1.2007

SEMI FINALS:
    (Games     13   -   14)........21.1.2007

FINAL ........................... 28.1.2007


Shield Dates:

ROUND I   .......................14.1.2007

ROUND II........................21.1.2007

FINAL:  ...........................28.1.2007

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them,

"We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month."

The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church, when the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed "You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month...." the young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.

"Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain through sheer will-power. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain.
However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible....anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there" admitted the man, shamefacedly.

"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.

"We know" said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at Woodies either."

I'd have Galvin up there as well.

Is Donaghy not just a one-trick pony (although it is a good trick)

Clubs : Mostrim
County : Longford
Best Football Memory: Eh.......

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