The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread

[OgraAnDun]

Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh

Think only the Armagh wans will get my reply

He's enough red cards in the last twelve months for most of Ulster to get it.

[Billys Boots]

The yon Asal Mor wanted a thread for us to share our RL problems and perhaps get advice or help from board members.

What's an RL problem Uncle Ziggy?

[Taylor]

Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh

Think only the Armagh wans will get my reply

He's enough red cards in the last twelve months for most of Ulster to get it.

Is this lad actually a good player - havent seen enough to form an opinion but he fills plenty of column inches with his behaviour?

[ziggysego]

The yon Asal Mor wanted a thread for us to share our RL problems and perhaps get advice or help from board members.

What's an RL problem Uncle Ziggy?

Real life.

[Billys Boots]

The yon Asal Mor wanted a thread for us to share our RL problems and perhaps get advice or help from board members.

What's an RL problem Uncle Ziggy?

Real life.

How would I go about getting one of those, Uncle Ziggy?

[stew]

Dear Uncle Agony, Armaghs recent form has me believing we are winning Sam the year but if they dont I dont think I can take the pain, please help!

[The Subbie]

Dear Uncle Agony, Armaghs recent form has me believing we are winning Sam the year but if they dont I dont think I can take the pain, please help!

Watch a few of Enda McNultys motovational videos, this will take your mind of the clearly unhinged thoughts you are having.
It will also help you find your inner focus to succeed at everything you do.
Best of luck, please write back and let us know about your many successes.

[stew]

Dear Uncle Agony, Armaghs recent form has me believing we are winning Sam the year but if they dont I dont think I can take the pain, please help!

Watch a few of Enda McNultys motovational videos, this will take your mind of the clearly unhinged thoughts you are having.
It will also help you find your inner focus to succeed at everything you do.
Best of luck, please write back and let us know about your many successes.

I would but I dont want to boast!

Armagh a thousand to one to win Sam, worth a tenner no? 

[Muck Savage]

I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.

Scratch it, usually solves it.

[PW Nally]

I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.

Scratch it, usually solves it.

This cures the itch apparently
https://youtu.be/plrtX555eoA