The yon Asal Mor wanted a thread for us to share our RL problems and perhaps get advice or help from board members.
Have at it folks. Any problems?
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
Quote from: ONeill on March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
Sudocrem. Ollie can help.
Quote from: ONeill on March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
https://youtu.be/ssEoL88jTOc (https://youtu.be/ssEoL88jTOc)
The fact that he did that in his garden is very comforting.
I love playing gaelic football.
But as soon as I meet my marker I want to punch him.
So I always get sent off.
I tried anger management classes,
but they sent me home for fighting.
What should I do?
Confused,
Maghery.
Quote from: ONeill on March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
Put some vick on it.
Quote from: ONeill on March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
Put some fibreglass fibres on it, then you will have a really good itch on your arse rather than an awful one.
Quote from: ONeill on March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
Write to Stan Kroenke
Quote from: Orior on March 20, 2017, 11:15:10 PM
I love playing gaelic football.
But as soon as I meet my marker I want to punch him.
So I always get sent off.
I tried anger management classes,
but they sent me home for fighting.
What should I do?
Confused,
Maghery.
you're clearly a nasty little F**ker
Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh
Quote from: DuffleKing on March 21, 2017, 11:38:14 AM
Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh
Think only the Armagh wans will get my reply ;)
Dear Agony Uncle
I am a Man Utd fan. They aren't winning anything any more. I didn't sign up for this. I can't bear to talk about "us" as a loser. What should I do?
Quote from: seafoid on March 21, 2017, 12:42:57 PM
Dear Agony Uncle
I am a Man Utd fan. They aren't winning anything any more. I didn't sign up for this. I can't bear to talk about "us" as a loser. What should I do?
Talk to someone about Brexit, it will make you feel so much better
Quote from: seafoid on March 21, 2017, 12:42:57 PM
Dear Agony Uncle
I am a Man Utd fan. They aren't winning anything any more. I didn't sign up for this. I can't bear to talk about "us" as a loser. What should I do?
Watch the League Cup final from a few weeks ago...
Quote from: illdecide on March 21, 2017, 12:39:26 PM
Quote from: DuffleKing on March 21, 2017, 11:38:14 AM
Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh
Think only the Armagh wans will get my reply ;)
He's enough red cards in the last twelve months for most of Ulster to get it.
QuoteThe yon Asal Mor wanted a thread for us to share our RL problems and perhaps get advice or help from board members.
What's an RL problem Uncle Ziggy?
Quote from: OgraAnDun on March 21, 2017, 02:23:02 PM
Quote from: illdecide on March 21, 2017, 12:39:26 PM
Quote from: DuffleKing on March 21, 2017, 11:38:14 AM
Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh
Think only the Armagh wans will get my reply ;)
He's enough red cards in the last twelve months for most of Ulster to get it.
Is this lad actually a good player - havent seen enough to form an opinion but he fills plenty of column inches with his behaviour?
Quote from: Billys Boots on March 22, 2017, 09:38:06 AM
QuoteThe yon Asal Mor wanted a thread for us to share our RL problems and perhaps get advice or help from board members.
What's an RL problem Uncle Ziggy?
Real life.
Quote from: ziggysego on March 22, 2017, 12:29:16 PM
Quote from: Billys Boots on March 22, 2017, 09:38:06 AM
QuoteThe yon Asal Mor wanted a thread for us to share our RL problems and perhaps get advice or help from board members.
What's an RL problem Uncle Ziggy?
Real life.
How would I go about getting one of those, Uncle Ziggy?
Dear Uncle Agony, Armaghs recent form has me believing we are winning Sam the year but if they dont I dont think I can take the pain, please help!
Quote from: stew on March 22, 2017, 11:01:00 PM
Dear Uncle Agony, Armaghs recent form has me believing we are winning Sam the year but if they dont I dont think I can take the pain, please help!
Watch a few of Enda McNultys motovational videos, this will take your mind of the clearly unhinged thoughts you are having.
It will also help you find your inner focus to succeed at everything you do.
Best of luck, please write back and let us know about your many successes.
Quote from: The Subbie on March 23, 2017, 03:28:56 AM
Quote from: stew on March 22, 2017, 11:01:00 PM
Dear Uncle Agony, Armaghs recent form has me believing we are winning Sam the year but if they dont I dont think I can take the pain, please help!
Watch a few of Enda McNultys motovational videos, this will take your mind of the clearly unhinged thoughts you are having.
It will also help you find your inner focus to succeed at everything you do.
Best of luck, please write back and let us know about your many successes.
I would but I dont want to boast!
Armagh a thousand to one to win Sam, worth a tenner no? :P
Quote from: ONeill on March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
Scratch it, usually solves it.
Quote from: Muck Savage on March 23, 2017, 03:11:49 PM
Quote from: ONeill on March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
Scratch it, usually solves it.
This cures the itch apparently
https://youtu.be/plrtX555eoA