Things that make you go What the F**k?

[seafoid]

Pat Kenny saying he can't afford to retire .

[Tony Baloney]

Pat Kenny saying he can't afford to retire .

Is Pat not on about 600k a year? 

[LeoMc]

I don't think this is satire but a belief system.  http://wellaware1.com/index.html

Hilary Clinton is really George Bush's daughter.
Hitler and Walt Disney are both really sons of Roosevelt. The Kennedys and Carters are also related.

[seafoid]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2013/jan/10/half-world-food-waste

As much as half of all the food produced in the world – equivalent to 2bn tonnes – ends up as waste every year, engineers warned in a report published on Thursday.

The UK's Institution of Mechanical Engineers (IME) blames the "staggering" new figures in its analysis on unnecessarily strict sell-by dates, buy-one-get-one free and Western consumer demand for cosmetically perfect food, along with "poor engineering and agricultural practices", inadequate infrastructure and poor storage facilities.

[ballinaman]

Mathieu 'Petit Velo' Valbuena and mascot...

[Square Ball]

The Finnish work "pilkunnussija" means "comma f**ker" and refers to someone who believes it's their job to point out all spelling mistakes.

anyone on here spring to mind

[gerrykeegan]

That's very good

[laoislad]

Dunno if this is a what the f**k moment, or how the f**k could you be that stupid...this girl had this picture for a nice yellow dress on eBay - strictly NSFW but you need to look closely:

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Asos-Yellow-Skater-Dress-10-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/$%28KGrHqVHJEIFDNq6%28,SdBQ8GuF3f7g~~60_57.JPG

You don't have to look that closely its pretty obvious!

[gerrykeegan]

Dunno if this is a what the f**k moment, or how the f**k could you be that stupid...this girl had this picture for a nice yellow dress on eBay - strictly NSFW but you need to look closely:

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Asos-Yellow-Skater-Dress-10-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/$%28KGrHqVHJEIFDNq6%28,SdBQ8GuF3f7g~~60_57.JPG

You don't have to look that closely its pretty obvious!

My wife took a while to spot

[Orior]

Dunno if this is a what the f**k moment, or how the f**k could you be that stupid...this girl had this picture for a nice yellow dress on eBay - strictly NSFW but you need to look closely:

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Asos-Yellow-Skater-Dress-10-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/$%28KGrHqVHJEIFDNq6%28,SdBQ8GuF3f7g~~60_57.JPG

You don't have to look that closely its pretty obvious!

If you look long enough, you might also see a yellow dress on a hanger!

[All of a Sludden]

It wasn't that obvious on the ebay listing, you had to zoom in to really notice it.

[rodney trotter]

Steve Collins back in the ring...

http://t.co/TLAKh9zx

[ziggysego]

[laoislad]

Anyone for a Horse burger?

Food safety chiefs probe horse meat in supermarket burgers


HEALTH authorities have launched an investigation after traces of horse meat were found in own-brand burgers sold by some of the country's biggest supermarkets. In a major blow to the reputation of the food industry, the meat is understood to have originated at two meat processing plants in Ireland.
The Food Safety Authority of Ireland has launched a major probe after horse DNA was found in beef samples. The two plants under investigation in Ireland are Liffey Meats and Silvercrest Foods. A third company based in the UK, Dalepak Hambleton, is also to be examined.

The meat had been sold to some of the country's leading supermarkets including Tesco, Dunnes , Aldi, Lidl and Iceland.

The FSAI confirmed that the investigation centres on how horsemeat entered the food chain.

But it stressed there was no risk to human health.

"It's not a food safety issue," a spokeswoman said. "There's no risk to human health but it is concerning. We're not a nation that eats horsemeat unlike the Netherlands and France."

Professor Alan Reilly, chief executive of FSAI, said: "Consumers who have purchased any of the implicated products can return them to their retailer.

"Whilst there is a plausible explanation for the presence of pig DNA in these products due to the fact that meat from different animals is processed in the same meat plants, there is no clear explanation at this time for the presence of horse DNA in products emanating from meat plants that do not use horsemeat in their production process.

"In Ireland, it is not in our culture to eat horsemeat and therefore, we do not expect to find it in a burger. Likewise, for some religious groups or people who abstain from eating pig meat, the presence of traces of pig DNA is unacceptable.

"We are working with the meat processing plants the Department of Agriculture, Fisheries and the Marine to find out how horse DNA could have found its way into these products."

The FSAI analysed 27 beef burger products with best before dates from last June to March 2014 with 10 of the 27 products - 37% - testing positive for horse DNA and 85% testing positive for pig DNA.

Some 31 beef meal products such as cottage pie, beef curry pie and lasagne were tested with 21 found to be positive for pig DNA. All tested negative for horse meat.

Another 19 salami products were tested but showed no signs of horse DNA.

The FSAI analysis also found traces of horse DNA in batches of raw ingredients, including some imported from the Netherlands and Spain.

The DNA tests found horse in the following products: Tesco Everyday Value Beef Burgers 29.1%; Tesco Beef Quarter Pounders 0.1%; Oakhurst Beef Burgers in Aldi 0.3%; Moordale Quarter Pounders in Lidl 0.1%; Flamehouse Chargrilled Quarter Pounders in Dunnes Stores 0.1%; two varieties of Iceland Quarter Pounders 0.1%.

Even lower levels were recorded in Moordale Beef Burgers in Lidl and St Bernard Beef Burgers in Dunnes Stores.

The FSAI said its officials were working with the Department of Agriculture, Food and the Marine and the processing plants and retailers involved.

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/food-safety-chiefs-probe-horse-meat-in-supermarket-burgers-3354449.html

[ziggysego]

Tastes like chicken